<html> <!--Generated by Angelfire: L02S00--> <head> <title>WHAT BRITNEY IS REALLY SAYING</title> </head> <body bgcolor="#228b22" background="ahhh.jpg" text="#ff69b4" link="#ffc700" alink="#ff0000" vlink="#daa520"> <basefont size="3"> <!--Header--> <h1 align="center">WHAT BRITNEY IS REALLY SAYING</h1> <!--EndHeader--> <!--Freetext-->This is what Britney really means when she is "singing", rather screeching, her songs <!--EndFreetext--> <p> <!--List--> <font size="5">BABY ONE MORE TIME</font> <ul> <li>"OH BABY BABY, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED, TO KNOW, THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT HERE"~~~I am too dumb and ditzy to know anything, how would I know that you hated me? Is it because you would always hit me? <li>"OH BABY BABY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET YOU GO, AND NOW YOU'RE OUT OF SIGHT YEAH"~~~I knew I shouldn't have stopped sucking, damn it, now you left me <li>"SHOW ME HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE, TELL ME BABY, CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW NOW OH BECAUSE"~~~Show me where you want it, I promise I will do it right this time, suck, don't blow <li>"MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME, AND I, I MUST CONFESS, I STILL BELIEVE"~~~I am tired of screwing myself, I believe we can still do it together <li>"HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME"~~~Hit me like you always do when I won't get down there, do it again <li>"OH BABY BABY, THE REASON I BREATHE, IS YOU"~~~The reason I am living is to screw you <li>"BOY YOU GOT ME BLINDED"~~~Ouch!!! You squirted me in my eye! <li>"OH PRETTY BABY THERE'S NOTHING THAT I WOULDN'T DO"~~~I even got implants for you man <li>"IT'S NOT THE WAY I PLANNED IT"~~~I didn't want everyone to know I got implants, so I covered it up by saying I got knee surgery </ul> <p> <!--EndList--> </body> </html>