Why I hate Britney Spears
- There are several reasons why I hate Britney Spears, but the main reason is that she is such a bad role model. We are trying to teach today's youth that we do not need to use looks to get attention, but that it is inside that matters. Well, Britney puts that way off course. But, then there are the typical reasons why I hate her, like she is a slut, she is a brat, etc. Ok, first of all, who the hell dresses like she does with that fat flubbery body of hers? I mean, yeah, if you have the body to wear that kinda stuff, it is not as bad. But when you are made out of flubber like Britney is, ahhhhh, I go blind. Oh yeah, then there is her talent. The problem is: SHE HAS NONE!!! Ok, have you ever actually heard her sing LIVE??? LOL, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. She sounds like a dying hippo, she looks like one too. And her trying to dance, shouldn't she be dancing during her performances instead of standing there hunched over like a cow? I think so. Well, that is why I hate that plastic brat.
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