Fashion Patrol

The Fashion Police is on the prowl...my mission is to identify and terminate any fashion victims... Targets: Backstreet Boys

Rating: Fashion Victims

AJ needs to learn the concept of "shrink before wearing"...I need to strain my eyes just to find him in all those clothes!

Brian's outfit is suitable, however his hair has done something out-of-the-ordinary...it has mysteriously parted down the middle!! Never again...it must never happen again...

Kevin is dressed reasonably well, the leather jacket suits him...but again with the hair...the Kentucky Boys must have thought that parting the hair down the middle was cool...and they need to look alike "cuz they're cousins"

Rating: Fashion Victims

Ugh, there isn't much to say about these poor victims...they were unknowingly placed in these horrible outfits to no doubt appease the "golf club" bunch...but what scares me is how happy they appear to be, possibly with the exception of AJ, he's looking a tad bit cynical...

Rating: Fashion Victors (with the exception of AJ)

The slicked hair on Nick suits him well, and the white shirt is very striking.

OMG, what was AJ thinking??! Remember how long it took to put those things in?! (8 hours) I can't believe that he kept them in after realizing his huge mistake...not to mention make public appearances like that!!! But I'm diggin the facial hair.

Kevin is beginning to harness his "greek god" persona...although his facial hair could have used a little trim. The contrast of the black t-shirt against the white shirt is definitely a great touch!

Brian looks incredible...there is no need to comment on perfection.

Ditto for Howie...he looks great in this photo and I really like him without the facial hair.

Ok, who thought it would be a good idea to dress them alike?! Frick and Frack are sporting similar outfits (what a shock)...however Nick is definitely outshining his twin with the slicked hair and tie. Brian should not have parted his hair, he looks 12 years old. Howie and Kevin are wearing studded jackets...that's just wrong...but they look good wearing them so it's acceptable. ::squinting:: Oh the Glare!! AJ was definitely shining that night (literally)...the suit is fine...but I'm not digging the top-hat...

Rating: Fashion Victors

Boys in velvet...I know it may sound a little absurd however only a few men can make it look this good! Each "boy" is donning a velvet jacket and the look is very stylish...although it does appear that AJ is wearing a number of layers of clothing and sporting some gloves...was it freezing?! or just another bold fashion statement?!

Rating: Fashion Victors

Brian appears to be a walking Gap commercial.

AJ is wearing a rather large, yellow jacket with trademark glasses and hat turned to the flipside.

Kevin is looking very patriotic in his Flag hat.

Nick is very stunning in his all white...and I mean WHITE outfit...Peace out G (tee hee)!

Howie is wearing a great sweater, horizontal stripes to accentuate his frame, suits him nicely!

Rating: Fashion Victors

1998 MTV Music Video Awards...what a night! These boys definitely kicked some major bootie both on stage and the red-carpet! They are all looking particularly gorgeous this time around, even AJ and his blue hair! Definite THUMBS UP!

Rating: Fashion Victors

Awwwwww, the boys as we know em...comfy yet gorgeous. However, I do have to add that I just want to run up to Nick and mess up his hair a little bit, if his hair's gonna be short it at least has to be spikey! And Kevvy...oh Kevin Richardson what are you doing??! Cut the hair babe...

Rating: Fashion Victims

Whoah!!! What in heaven's name has happened to these guys??! Alright, I understand that you have to sacrifice certain things to make a good video...but there is such a thing as going TOO FAR!! Nick and Howie could poke someone's eye out with that hair...AJ is giving Gilligan a run for his money...Brian is wearing a "cornball lookin' outfit" and Kevin...well, he's just Kevin, even in orange and yellow he looks good...

Rating: Fashion Victims

Shiny, Happy People...there's no doubt about it, the boys LOOK good! Too bad they're wearing those disco-ball lookin shirts!!! Definitely some European influence here...

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