- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people
from Holland called Holes?
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and
you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just
stale bread to begin with.
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a
person that drives a race car not called a racist?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't
it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians
denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons
debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the
resulting company Fed UP?
- Do Tetley Tea employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of
bald men?
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny
little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks?
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
exactly are the others here for?
- How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their
team is winning?
- Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
didn't zigzag?
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
