Crew: (Cheering)

UF: R. Stevie Moore!

Crew: Yeah!

RSM: Hi there!

UF: Hi there, and you brought your whole band with you this time! You...

RSM: It's about time!

UF: You were on our show about a month ago or 5-6 weeks ago, and now, uh...boy, don't tell me you're cold in the studio here!?

RSM: It's freezing! Turn the air conditioner down!

UF: Wait a minute...excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I thought...

RSM (to toy percussionist): The song is over! He doesn't know the end that well. We'll get it better...

UF: We didn't see...can we see that work? I mean, this is...Bimbo? Mambo?

RSM/IC: Mambo!

UF: I didn't wanna, uh...

Crew: Ha ha ha.

RSM: He writes my songs, as a matter of fact.

Crew: Gotta grin and bear it, Floyd!

UF: Never mind that, I wanna...what is this?

IC: Manilo. Manilo Crunbar.

RSM: Manilo Crunbar.

UF: Manilo Crunbar?

RSM: We have James on lead guitar.

UF: Welcome aboard, James, is...you can unwrap that, now, can't you? What is that all wrapped up for?

JP: Newspaper from 1951 day I was born.

Crew/UF: Wow, that, that's different, uh...hi?

SG: Hi.

UF: How's everything in Boonton Varsity? What're you from Boonton, New Jersey originally?

SG: No. I'm from Boston, Massachusetts.

UF: Well, I see your shirt says "Boonton Varsity," that's why I asked if you were from Boonton.

SG: No.

UF: Is there a Boonton, Massachusetts?

SG: No.

UF: Alright, well...walk along the floor anyway...and way back here on the drums, how are ya?

IC: Hi! (silence) Aren't you gonna shake my hand at least? Don't you wanna meet me?

UF: Yeah...

IC: I've always wanted to meet you...

UF: R...

IC: I've heard so much about you...

UF: Well, R. Stevie Moore, last time you were here we just got a lot of great response from, y'know, where you playing? What's happening?

RSM: Oh, I just played Hurrah's, my New York debut, I got it coming up again in a couple of weeks.

UF: Good luck, you're gonna be at Hurrah's coming up again...

RSM: Yeah, in a couple weeks...

UF: Check the papers for that...

RSM: Watch for me!

UF: What about the records? Charlie Stoddard says he has all your records, he's been a big fan of yours for awhile.

RSM: Yes, my records are available, they're underground, and they're mail order, and you can find them in certain stores. Check 'em out!

UF: Down in the village, right?

RSM: Down in the village.

UF: Okay? What are we gonna hear next?

RSM: It's a "Conflict Of Interest."

UF: Okay.

Crew: Ha ha ha.

UF: What are we gonna hear next?

RSM: This is a "Conflict Of Interest!"

Crew: HA Ha ha!

UF: All right, big hand for R. Stevie Moore!!

Crew: (cheers)