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•••Senior Moments•••
Here are some cute, truthful, and important notes to remember about the golden years....
Just remember you are never going to be as young as you are now, but you will keep getting older as long as you live.....
>>IM A SENIOR CITIZENS because......
•••Im the life of the party--even when it last until 8 pm.....
>>Im very good with opening child-proof caps-with a hammer....
>>Im usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going....
>>Im the first one to find the bathroom, wherever I go....
>>Im awake many hours before my body allows me to get up....
>>Im smiling all the time, because I can't hear a word thats being said....
>>Im very good at telling stories--over and over...
>>Im wrinkled, saggy, and lumpy, and thats just my left leg....
>>I have trouble remember words like.....???
>>Im wondering---If you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150!...
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