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 IN THE QUEST FOR TRUE LOVE, MAN OFTEN TRIPS AND FALLS ALL OVER HIMSELF MANY TIMES BEFORE CONSTRUCTING THE RIGHT LINES TO THE RIGHT LADY AT THE RIGHT TIME.

HERE IS A HILARIOUS COLLECTION OF LOVE LETTERS THAT SOMEHOW, FOR SOME REASON, JUST WERE NOT IMPRESSIVE ENOUGH.....


Dear Sally:

EVER SINCE THAT DAY IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM WHEN YOU SMILED AT ME AS I LAY ON THE TABLE WITH MY EYE HANGING OUT, I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU

I REMEMBER HOW PRETTY THAT WHITE NURSES UNIFORM OF YOURS WAS UNTIL THE BLOOD FROM MY SOCKET SQUIRTED ALL OVER YOU---BUT YOU KEPT RIGHT ON SMILING.
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, THIS TIME I PROMISE THAT BOTH MY EYEBALLS WILL BE IN THEIR PROPER PLACE!
PLEASE WRITE BACK....
LOVE HAL.....


DEAR GLORIA:

I KNOW WE MET JUST A FEW DAYS AGO, BY ACCIDENT, BOTH OF US RIDING IN THE SAME CAB AT THE SAME TIME, BUT I THINK IT WAS DESTINY!
YOU HAVE A SMELL ABOUT YOU THAT I JUST CAN'T GET OUT OF MY NOSTRILS!
IT BRINGS POETRY OUT IN MY HEART.....
the rose cannot produce
a smell like what comes from you
its like ivory soap in the bathtub
its like sniffing woodshop glue
your body must be loaded
with fluids from the Hallmark Store
I would like to take my nose
and sniff you out somemore!

NOW GLORIA THAT REALLY COMES FROM MY HEART!
I MISS YOU SO MUCH, I AM SWEATING, AND THE MEMORIES OF YOUR SCENT ARE FADING RAPIDLY....
love, pete


Dear Feleshia:

I sit behind you at the ballgame last week, and I think something happened to me.
I drool when I think about you, my voice cracks when I say words that rhyme with your name (??) or close anyway.
Everytime you stood up and yelled---GO TEAM GO--I felt my heart dance from one side of my chest to the other.
Something about the way you cheered, the way you sprang from you seat, I know this has to be the real thing....
LOVE....
I want so bad to meet you again because if your front side looks as good as your backside, I know I am IN LOVE!!!!
Hope to see ALL OF YOU soon!!----
Yours Orville


[THIS IS A CONTINUING SERIES BROUGHT TO YOU WITH WHOLESOME FUN IN MIND BY DIVINITY COMEDY VENTURES ®-2002]
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