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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got
canned . . .couldn't concentrate.
** Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't
hack it, so they gave me the ax.
** After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
** Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too
exhausting.
** Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to
my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
** I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it,
I couldn't cut the mustard.
** My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found
I wasn't noteworthy enough.
** I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have
any patience.
** Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but
I just didn't fit in.
** I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that
I couldn't live on my net income.
** I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.
** So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said
I wasn't fit for the job.
** I finally got a job as a historian - until I realized there was
no future in it.
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