Doug Linus's Bio Page

Doug Linus, a.k.a. Kevin Farley, is the "Older Brother Figure". He is Chad's older brother. He's old, balding, and an all-around good guy. Here's his bio:

• Name: Doug Linus
• Birthday: June 5, 1965
• Astrological Sign: Gemini
• Signature Dance Move: Swiveling hips and crotch grab
• In my spare time I like to: Think up subliminal messages for my songs
• Favorite CDs: Krokus, Pantera, Anthrax, Whitesnake
• Favorite Food: Ham pizza
• Favorite Color: Green
• Favorite Movie: Detroit Rock City
• Favorite Cologne: My own sweat
• What I look for in a woman: She can bench 250 pounds
• If I were an animal, I'd be...: A rhino, I'm horny!
• My deepest darkest secret: I'm a spy for the CIA and the United States is secretly stock-piling nuclear weapons off the coast of Zimbabwe.