Quotes From 2GE+HER

Cute Quotes From 2GE+HER :)

• "Well, I think this band's gonna be a kick-ass opportunity for all of us. I mean, I have this dream that I don't tell many people about, and that's to own a Sea-Doo. And I'm gonna get one too, because I plan to make a buttload of money with this." [Doug: "A buttload? How much is a buttload?"] ::rolls eyes:: "A thousand dollars. I base this on the fact that one time, I fit five dollars up my butt, and well, not to brag or nothing, but I think that I could fit way more up there. Way more. Easy." - - - Chad Linus
• " Being locked up in that room was totally cool. But I wish there were girls in there, and that there weren't enough sleeping bags, so that me...and a girl...would have to share one. And for some reason, she thought I had chiggers, so she had to check me all over. All...over." - - - Jason "QT" McKnight
• "I used to play in this heavy-metal band called Pegasus. PEGASUS! But we couldn't afford instruments, ya know, so we had to sing our songs a capella." - - - Doug Linus
• "That is lock-down!" - - - Jerry O'Keefe
• "Look, G, Mickey Parke's got on ho, and one ho only, and that's Mickey Parke, fool!" - - - Mickey Parke
• "Look, Noel, there are 5 basic types in every successful boyband. You got your bad boy, your rebel, one, you got your shy, bashful type, two, you got your little guy, your dewey-eyed youngster three, four, your reassuring older brother type, and Chris here is our hearthrob. Our teen idol. He's the guy who holds it all together. He's the one who's eyes are looking down at you from the poster saying, 'Oh, hold me, take care of me.' And that boy cannot have a TATTOO!" - - - Bob Buss
• "Damn, man, look at you! You ain't no gangsta! He's all Mr. 2% Milk, Mr. Khaki Pants, Mr. Touched-by-an-Angel. Get outta my face!" - - - Mickey Parke
• "If there's gonna be 5 guys, it should be...5gether!" - - - Chad Linus
• "I had braces when I was 14, but I could always use them again." - - - Doug Linus
• "Hellooo, naked girls!" - - - Jason "QT" McKnight
• "Bob Buss?" ::immitating Bob Buss:: "Hey boys, this is Bob Buss. Remember my Bob Buss rule, 'Never take candy from a fat-ass.'" - - - Keleigh Mize (Whoa!)
• "I love him always, I love him like a brother!" - - - Chad Linus
• "Ya man, I'm a rebel, like that dude in the Matrix, yo? But that dude in the Matirx, he was like a lone rider right? Plus, I might get grounded by my moms." - - - Mickey Parke
• "Nice tush, Rochester!" - - - Doug Linus
• "I really don't think it was right for him to joke about the Darth Vader costumes like that. It's offensive to all the families of the people who've been killed by Darth Vader. The people who's human rights he's been violating for so many years. That's all." - - - Chad Linus
• "Dude, we're gonna get so many chicks, and I'm totally ready for them. Check this out." ::imitating young girl:: 'Oh, QT, you're the BEST looking member of 2GE+HER.' ::as himself:: 'Shh. Don't speak.' - - - Jason "QT" McKnight
• "All I've gots to say is Mickey P's gonna do, what Mickey P's gotsta do. You saw that, I put him in the smack-down hotel, didn't I?" - - - Mickey Parke
• "I guess now QT's kinda like Michael, and the rest of us, we're like Jermaine and Tito. But I have this theory that Jermaine was way more important to the Jackson 5 than Michael. I mean, cuz, who invented the moonwalk? Jermaine. Who was in Thriller? Jermaine. Who even married Lisa Marie Presley? It was Jermaine." - - - Chad Linus
• "I can't be perfect every time out! I'm not Ozzy Ozborne!" - - - Doug Linus
• "When Donnie and Marie first met me, they were 'Marie and Donnie'. I advised them, 'Switch it.', history is made." - - - Billy Fullerton
• "Everyone's talking about QT's problems, but I was up on that stage, trapped in that fat-guy suit, literally suffocating to death, and while I was rolling around, I was still, still trying to contribute to the group, by making as many laser noises as humanly possible." - - - Chad Linus
• "Jerry, favorite color?" - Bob Buss ~ "I don't know blue, it's been blue, since forever, since before QT was born even." - Jerry O'Keefe ~ "Mr. Buss, I'll change my favorite color." - Jason "QT" McKnight ~ "All right, QT's new favorite color?" - Bob Buss ~ "Robin's egg blue." - QT McKnight ~ "Huh uh! You best back up, b*tch! Robin's egg blue, yo that's my color! And this is my house!" - Mickey Parke
• "I like the yellow one." - - - Chad Linus
• "Too many girls, so little time." - - - Jason "QT" McKnight