The Guys of Whoa!:
Who are Whoa!, you may ask? Well, sit back, relax and enjoy the story of Whoa!. Whoa! started out as the hottest new group on the planet! Their debut alblum, "We're So Hot" was at the top of the Billboard Charts for 16 consecutive weeks! That thanked largely to their #1 smash hit, "Rub One Out." They had everything going for them! Then, their manager Bob Buss, was fired, so the vice president of Stuff Records, Noel Andrew Davies, took Mr. Buss's place in running the band. To get back at Noel, Bob goes out to find his own musical sensation. One day, he is walking by a lot when he discovers Jerry O'Keefe, a talented, handsome young man with a great voice! Being Bob, he calls Noel and has Jerry sing in the phone as loud as he can. Noel doesn't think Jerry has much talent so he refuses to sign him. So, Bob takes Jerry to a man named Mr. Billy Fullerton, president of Daddy-O Records. Bob tells Mr. Fullerton that with his help Jerry could be the hottest solo act on the planet. But Mr. Fullerton tells Jerry that he "hasn't had a request for a solo act since 1978," and that "what the world needs now, are boy bands." So in 7 days, Bob goes and gets 4 other singers to go along with Jerry, which include Chad and Doug Linus, Mickey Parke, and Jason McKnight, a.k.a. Q.T. In Jacksonville, it is discovered that Whoa! actually lip syncs when Erin, Jerry's girlfriend, messes with the tape they are lip syncing from. Whoa is immediately jeered off the stage. 2gether comes on and are an instant hit! At the end, Whoa! ends up singing for some radio station in Tulsa, Oklahoma! Hehe!! SERVES THEM RIGHT! In 2GE+HER's words, "WHOA SUCKS!"