I'm the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom
Pleated khaki pants, and cologne that's the bomb
[You sure smell purdy]
Shake her dad's hand
Look him in the eye
And tell him straight up, I'm just a regular guy
[I'll have her home by 9, sir]
I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble
[Let me get that for you, Ma'am]
A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double
[Let me get that for you, Ma'am]
I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy, just don't call me a geek
A geek, yeah
But sometimes I remember what got me here
It was fighting, and cussing
[Back off, I'm in a boy band!]
And showing no fear
[Allright. I have to calm down? All right.]]
I watch Jay Leno [He's funny], 7th Heaven too
And I sometimes ask myself what would Jesus do
[Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change]
I'm buds with my mom, and hang out with my dad
[He's my buddy]
I play everything safe so I'll never be sad
I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble
[Let me get that for you, Ma'am]
A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double
[I'm on it]
I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy, just don't call me a geek
A geek, yeah
[Don't push me!]
Dammit, sometimes I wanna smash things up
Jacked up, and wrapped up
[I'm in a boy band! A boy band!]
And have to pee in a cup
I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble
[I don't want any trouble.]
A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double
[I know the answer, sir!]
I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy, just don't call me a geek
A geek, yeah
