Yo guys check it out guess what happened to me
(another crazy story, come on AC)
I was hangin at the court just playin some ball
Workin on my game
(yeah we heard it all)
I heard the crowd screamin I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow it was 12 ft 3
It was Shaqueal O'Neal
(what!? what did he say?)
(How bout some one on one you wanna play)
I told him why not, I got some time
but when I beat you real bad try not to cry
(please Aaron, are you for real one on one with Shaqueal O'neal)
Yeah 34 center from the LA Lakers
(you must have been nervouse)
I knew I could take him
I stared at Shaq sike him out
I said O'Neal you're in my house now
Start the game the whistle blows
Pay attention close as the story goes
It's like boom
(Boom!)
I put it in the hoop like slam
(Slam!)
I heard the crowd screamin now jam
(Jam!)
I swear that I'm throwin you the facts
Cuz thats how I beat Shaq
Boom
(Boom!)
I put it in the hoop like slam
(Slam!)
I heard the crowd screamin now jam
(Jam!)
I swear that I'm throwin you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
So check it out
I thought I had the lead
But he startin scorin mad points on me
I was throwin up bricks
(was he hittin all the shots)
I knew there was a way that I could make it stop
I had a plan I could change the pace
I said yo Shaq you didn't tie your shoelace
He looked down I stole the ball
I'm takin him to school now watch me all
3 pointer nothin but net
Come on Shaq had enough yet
Down by 2 i'm catchin up
I guess your gettin nervouse cuz you're already lost
It's like boom
(Boom!)
I put it in the hoop like slam
(Slam!)
I heard the crowd screamin now jam
(Jam!)
I swear that I'm throwin you the facts
Cuz thats how I beat Shaq
Boom
(Boom!)
I put it in the hoop like slam
(Slam!)
I heard the crowd screamin now jam
(Jam!)
I swear that I'm throwin you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
Dunk after dunk
Jam after jam
Cheerleaders are cheerin
(Aaron's the man)
Dunk after dunk
Jam after jam
cheerleaders are cheerin
(Aaron's the man!)
Announcers were shocked couldn't believe it was real
(I can't believe a kid just stumped O'Neal!)
One more second that's all that remained
I put the ball up, i put him in shame
I must admit that it sounds real crazy
But the ball went in then he cried like a baby
Sorry Shaq, I shoulda let you win
Your good too
And we can still be friends
Fans went nuts they put me on their shoulders
Then I heard a voice and it sounded like my mothers
(get up for school you're gonna be late!)
Hey ma can't you see that I'm playin the game
(How can you be playin if you're still in bed)
(Are you getting sick, did you hit your head?)
Aw man it was all a dream
I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me
If it was a dream, and it wasn't real
How'd I get a jersy with the name, O'Neal?
wooo......
It's like boom
(Boom!)
I put it in the hoop like slam
(Slam!)
I heard the crowd screamin now jam
(Jam!)
I swear that I'm throwin you the facts
Cuz thats how I beat Shaq
It's like boom
(Boom!)
I put it in the hoop like slam
(Slam!)
I heard the crowd screamin now jam
(Jam!)
I swear that I'm throwin you the facts
Cuz thats how I beat Shaq