Tights
Oh and while your at Tesco’s get me some digestives!’ shouted Jacob as Dan ran out of the door. ‘I hope he remembers the teabags, he’s such a forgetful young boy’
It was Tuesday morning and in true tradition the guys had sent Dan off on the weekly shop complete with a whole $10. You’d think they would give him more but they saved it for Dans early Saturday nights when they all snook out to enjoy the life of young men. In other words they went to strip clubs and got completely out of their heads and poured themselves into bed in the early hours of the morning.
‘So Trev, what you got planned for today?’ asked Jacob
‘Well i thought i might stay home, watch telletubbies and then catch a few zeds, u?’
‘Well first I'm gonna go pray, then i might write a few new songs.
Where's Ashley? He was supposed to be making me breakfast’
‘He’s in the shower’ shouted Erik from the bedroom.
‘He’s been in the shower all morning!’ exclaimed Trevor
‘Yeah but the MTB guys have only just come so he could be in there all day. You know how he likes to get the angles just right’
‘So Erik, what are you doing in there?’ asked Jacob. Erik had hidden himself away in his room for the last hour but nobody knew what he was up to, although he did see him take a new box of Kleenex in there.
‘I’m just getting dressed’
‘Well hurry up, if Ashley's not making me my egg sarnies then you’re going to have to do it’
‘Ok I'm ready’. Erik walked out of the room and smiled. Jacob fell off the couch laughing whilst Trevor passed out from the sight.
‘What the hell are you playing at?’
‘What do you mean? Don’t you like my new outfit’
‘well the yellow woolly tights add a certain...what shall i say.....gay look to it’
‘Really? cool, that's the effect i was going for’ he smiled and admired his bum. It didn't look as good as Ashley's in tights but then again, who's did?
‘But why?’
‘Well I was thinking about stuff. And it just seems like the in thing at the moment. I mean Graham Norton, Brian from Big Brother, they're gay and everyone loves them’
‘Yeah but they dress gay because they are gay, you aren’t....are you?’
‘Jacob just because me and Ashley stay up ‘talking’ all night it does not mean I'm gay ok. I just wanna be popular’
‘Ok but i really don't think that wearing a green cardigan with ‘Queen’ written on the front is gonna make people like you’
‘I suppose, ok I'm going to get changed before Ashley......’
‘Before Ashley what?’ asked the blonde hunk himself. He came out of the bathroom and gave Jacob and Erik one of those looks that said ‘yes the cute baby faced guy that everyone loves is here’
‘Oh Ashley! I didn't want you to see me like this! I'm so embarrassed’ screamed Erik trying to hide under the rug.
‘Erik, you showed me that outfit last night and i told you it was ridiculous’ said Ashley looking confused
‘Did i? oh i thought i was dreaming cos ya know afterwards we...’
‘So Jacob , what we having for breakfast?’ asked Ashley cutting Erik off at a very informative part of his story.
‘Well i was going to say lasagne but we haven't got any food in, so I'm going with cereal. Don't forget to use the chilled milk and sprinkle one or two teaspoons of sugar on top at a 30 degree angle’
‘Ok’ said Ashley heading off to the kitchen whilst Erik went to go get changed.
‘Do not fear, food Dan is here’ shouted Dan running through the door and into the kitchen
‘Food Dan. Could you be more queer?’
‘Yes if i looked like that’ said Dan pointing to Erik who had run out quickly to find some pants
‘Point taken’ said Jacob carrying on with his weaving.
So Ashley prepared a nice gourmet breakfast for the guys and they were all grateful. Once they had eaten Jacob wrote a very interesting song , titled ‘oh lord get me the hell out of this house’. Dan decided to paint his football boots and Ashley and Erik had a talk about what clothes were cool and what clothes made Erik look like Lilly Savage. Oh yes and Trevor, well no-body bothered to wake him up after he had fainted and as far as I know he’s still there.
~~~~The End~~~~~© Beccy.T 2001/2002