The Casino
'Wow i cant believe were here!' exclaimed Dan as he entered the biggest Casino in down town scarborough. They were on their UK tour and just wanted to pop in for a bit of fun, blow a few thousand pounds, have a few laughs and that.
'Everyones looking at us' said Trevor looking a bit afraid
'Yeah well I told you to get some clothes on dude, are you suprised?' asked Jacob not able to take his eyes of Trevors chocolate masculine body. So Trevor flopped off to find something to throw over his torso while the other guys walked around looking for a game to play.
'Hey roulette!' shouted Dan not actually realising it was normal in a casino. Jacob Dan Ashley and his hubby Erik crowded round the table and pulled out their wadds of cash.
'Place your bets now people!' screamed the man who was in charge of tha game. He looked rather like Lou on a golf course with his headband and well.......extra body weight.
'Hey Lou!!!!'cried Erik who was beginning to feel that case of budweiser he had drunk before leaving the b&b.
'Erik sweety thats not Lou' smiled Ashley ' its his brother poo, hehe' as you can see he was also feeling that CAN of budweiser he had drunk before he left.
'God guys your so immature' said Jacob sticking his head in the air and pushing a £1 chip onto the table
' red 13 ' he said.
'Thankyou sir'
Ashley pushed on a £450 chip and a packet of love hearts, ' black 789 please' he said so serious it was scary.
'Sir that doesnt exist' said the man getting fed up
'Yes it does! right there, he pointed .
'Thats red and its number 7'
'Yeah......what did i say?' he asked, making Erik laugh so hard he almost grew a hernia.
The man spun the roulette and watched as the ball stopped.
'Red 13. Well played young man'. He passed Jacob his chip and all of ashleys and the love hearts over to him.
'Wow, with this luck i'll be solo by morning!' he exclaimed.
'Erik come on, you wanna go look around?' asked Ashley skipping away. Erik followed him, Dan took this as his chance to prove he could be a parental part of the group and left Jacob to pursue his dream of becoming Michael Jackson.....or was it Ape Man? he never could remember.Ashley and Erik found a spot right at the back of the casino where they could play the slots.
'Erik what are you doing?!' asked Dan watching Erik who was having a difficult time putting a £10 note into the machine.
'What?' he asked
'Ok you need coins for that game. Ashley! Ashley where are you?' he looked about.
'I'm here Danny!look ive found a great game! you win every time. Put in the note....get loads of coins! see i won!!! its so cool' he said unable to hide his excitement even with the huge tub he was carrying infront of him.
'Ok Ashley thats the change machine'
'The change machine....wow it even has a cool name! I love the change machine!'
'Ok you two need to calm it!' shouted Daddy Dan who was now watching Erik dribble on his arm then lick it back up.
Just the Trevor came running in looking rather like a chicken.
'Trev?! what happened dude?' asked Dan
'Wow its chicken man!' shouted Erik causing Ashley to giggle uncontrollably.
' Ok i was looking for clothes and i thought i had a shortcut to get me outside!. Well i thought it was outside but it was the kitchen, i ran into a tray of syrup. so i tried to get it off by running outside but i fell in a bowl of feathers and now look at me! i look like i should be in the pond!' exclaimed Trevor bursting into tears.
'Ok we need to get home. Tweedle dee and tweedle dum have had enough fun for one night and you really need a bath dude'. Dan pushed them all towards the door and into a taxi. They all went back to the B&B. Ashley and Erik went to bed as soon as they got home, many sounds were heard from their room that night, but nobody wanted to disturb them incase they got thrown up all over. Dan went to bed after that stressfull night.Trevor took a nice shower .....well fell asleep in the shower. When Dan found him in the morning he was as shrivelled as a mouldy raisin. Poor sould. Oh and Jacob stayed at the casino all night making more and more money, he quit the band and now is in charge of the Polish mafia.
~~~~The End~~~~~© Beccy.T 2001/2002