Xmas
'Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the waaaayyyyyy' was all Dan was singing that night. It was Christmas eve and the guys were putting the final trimmings on the tree. When they had draped the tree in tinsel and cd's that hadn't been sold they all sat down in the living room.
'Who wants nog?' asked Jacob.
'Me' they all cried at once.
'Oh.......well we don't have any ...er....i know...lets all have an olive!' he exclaimed.
'Yeah!' cried Dan jumping up to go get the seasonal treat.
'Eeeewwww no thanks' said Trevor followed by groans from the others.
'Yeah i mean...eewwww no' said Dan as he sat back down embarrassed.
Just then there was a knock at the door. Who could that be at this time of night? Trevor decided to go answer it as Ashley and Erik seemed all snugly by the fire and Jacob was busy tattooing 'Ar*e on Dans face. He opened it and looked about but nobody was there. Then he heard the crying and the moaning.
‘SHUT UP DAN!’ he screamed back in the house. He looked down to see a small basket containing a baby. He was completely shocked and picked it up , carried it inside and placed it on the table.
‘Hey what's that?’ asked Jacob pulling the needle out of Dans eye lid.
‘Its.......it's a baby guys’ he stuttered.
‘Well I know that stupid, but when did you have a baby?’
‘Its not mine, I found it outside’
‘Yeah yeah a likely story’ groaned Jacob getting back to his artwork.
‘No think about it’ said Ashley as he got up from the chair and pulled up his zipper
‘Trevor has been locked in his room for the past 10 months, how could he have seen the stalk?’
‘Ash sweetie, do we need a chat about the birds and the bees?’ asked Erik
‘Huh? birds? bees? what are they? Is that one?’ he asked pointing to a little white mouse that scurried off and cursed him for using the word bird around him. The baby started screaming and crying out. Trevor casually picked up the blue tea cloth and began to make funny faces at the little fella. He seemed to like it when he covered his face but when he re-appeared the screaming started back up.
Ashley bent down and held out his hand’ here ‘ he smiled ‘ he can have my hair gel, i have 468773 in my room anyways’
‘Yeah and he can have my frankenstein mask, i was gonna scare sh!t out of Dan with it later’ said Jacob.
‘And he can have my banana that I was gonna use..I mean eat with ashley later’ said Erik handing them over. They all stayed still until Dan came running in in his fairy outfit.
‘They didnt have any santas at the store!’ he said noticing it didnt quite come up far enough to cover his excitement of Eriks banana and all of them wearing crowns. The 5 of them just stood around the baby who they had named Juses.
‘Hey wait a minute!’ said Trevor catching on ‘ there are three of you, and you are wearing crowns, you brought gifts, banana, frankenstein and Gel. Dan looks like a angel.....and im..im wearing a blue headscarf!’
‘Yeah so whats new?’ asked Dan.
‘Dont you get it?....this is the second coming, juses? shouldn't it be Jesus?’
‘ooooohhhhhhh’ they all said at once.
‘Ok i dont wanna be the fairy’ said Dan going into a tantrum.
‘Dan you have no choice.....this is how god planned it’
‘yeah and dont diss god man!’ screamed Jacob.
‘MEEERRRRYYYYY CHRRISTTMMAAASSS GUYS!!!!!’ boomed Lou as he entered the house through the extra large door at the side of the house. ‘ Hey can i have my grandson back?’
‘YOUR GRANDSON?!’ shouted all 5 guys at once.
‘yeah i left him here, didnt you get the note?’ said Lou biting off half of the kitchen door.
Jacob walked over to the door and picked up the note and read
‘ hey guys, left my grandson Jimmy here, gone for dinner at Jay’s house. Shouldnt take me too long to eat their house..I mean my dinner. Be back soon, Love Papa Lou’
‘What did you guys think had happened?’ asked a bewildered Lou.
‘Oh nothing’ said Ashley grabbing Erik and his banana and running off to his room. The other guys returned to their rooms looked slightly embarrased as Lou casually took the fairy outfir from the back of the chair and ran over to Jays house to give him a modeling session.the best present he could ask for.
~~~~The End~~~~~© Beccy.T 2001/2002