Soup
It was a Tuesday night in the big brother house....ok wrong story. It was a Tuesday night in the Orlando house shared by the 5 gorgeous guys known as O-Town. All were doing their own thing and not bothering the rest, except Ashley and Erik who seemed to be loved up and sharing some kind of secret code. They had taken the superman blanket from Ashley's room and Erik's my little pony one and sewn them together to hide all their goings on. They didnt know it but the other guys had seen them carting loads of vegetables under those blankets. They kept giggling and every so often an occasional ' Break them down baby!' could be heard.
Dan was in his room playing with his new vibrating pen that he had got from a girls magazine called Cassy. He said he was writing a letter to his doctor , he must have been in pain because there were lots of screaming and moaning coming out of his room. Jacob was playing 'cum bye ah' on his brand spanking new banjo and Trevor was crying because he'd been dumped for the 67th time that day.
Just at that exact moment Dan came out of his room wiping his pen down on his grey woolly shorts that he'd knitted for Erik last Christmas but decided they were so nice he would keep them for himself. There seemed to be some white substance on them but he fobbed it off as salad cream.
'What's up Trev?' he asked with all the enthusiasm in his body.
'Amy dumped me again' said Trevor with a sob.
'awwwww it'll be ok big guy don't worry'. Trevor quickly looked to see if anyone had noticed what Dan had said there. He was drunk that night or Dan wouldn't of had a clue how 'big' he was. Dan went to hug Trev as he jumped up.
'Hey man what do you think you're doing?!' shouted Trevor running off to call Amy and ask her out for the following year, she might be ready by then.
Dan noticed the squirming coming from under the ridiculously sewn together blankets and asked what was going on.
'nothing' was the reply he got then everything went silent except for Jacobs singing, he had now moved on to some song from Cinderella his favourite film. The only words Dan could understand were' bibbedy bobbedy boo'.
'Hey Dan your distracting my creation!!!' screamed Jacob as he showed him his new tattoo which simply said 'Dan is a Poof and god rules' in Hebrew.
'Like haagen daaz you hit the spot' giggled Erik.
'Hey i could just eat some ice cream' said Dan heading for the kitchen, ' anyone else want some? Ash?'
'No thanks Dan, ive got plenty to nibble on under here' was Ashley's muffled response.
'What the hell are you guys doing!?' screamed Dan unable to contain himself any longer. His trouser snake was playing up at the thought of two young lads giggling under child's blankets.
'yeah man' said Jacob stopping his rendition of BINGO and bingo was his name-o, ' I saw you take carrots under there, I mean what's up with that?'
Ashley popped his head out of the blanket with a huge smile on his face.
'God if you must know we're making vegetable soup, want some?'
Jacobs eyes lit up at the word soup, he loved it. Geez he even bathed in it.
'Yes plz' he said quickly running to get bowls.
As they ate their soup they were surprised at how nice it tasted.
'Hey guys how did you stir this?' asked a curious Jacob.
'Well erm.....we used....our erm....' mumbled Erik as Ashley noticed he was still flying low.
'eeeewwwwww omg you are disgusting!!!' shouted Jacob as he spat out his soup and stormed off with his beloved banjo. The 2 guys just giggled while Dan kept eating and asked ' Do you have more?' with a grin.
~~~~The End~~~~~© Beccy.T 2001/2002