Buzz Lightyear To The Rescue
'Born to be wwwiiiiiillllllddddd!!!!!' was the only song the guys were singin today. They had hijacked a pink 3 wheeler with flowers painted on the sides and were on their way to Hamsterdam, which was about 3 miles from Amsterdam but had a lot more hamsters living there. As they zoomed down the highway Dan had his head hanging out of the side window and was screaming like a big girls blouse.He almost choked on a bug the size of a cat, but spat it out at Erik who punched him and made him cry. Ashley on the other hand was counting the animals as he went past,
'one cow, two cows, three c...wow a sheep!!!' he exclaimed as his smile stretched from ear to ear.
Erik was sitting happily between his beloved Ashley the one he loved and longed to be with and plain old Dan.
'Hey who wants to play eye spy!?' he asked.
'No offense Dan but shut the hell up!' shouted Jacob who was sitting in the front , alone as anyone near him would distract him and make him lash out and possibly kill them.He was driving the dream ...sorry nightmare mobile when to their suprise ( it wasnt really a suprise cos well....it was a crap car) it conked out on them.
'Oh great, now what do we do? Trevor isnt even here so he can't push us home, i would ask Dan but he might break a nail and a hate it when that happens' exclaimed Jacob coming up for air.
'Hey why didn't Trevor come anyways?' asked Ashley.
'Oh he went out on a date with Amy' replied Erik who grabbed Ashleys hand as Dan was getting quite close to him.Just then out of the blue who should come along but Trevor on his grandma's moped.
'Hey guys' he waved. No-one had the heart to tell him that green hotpants and orange vests just didnt go together in the world today.
'Hi' said Jacob before throwing up as one of Trevors ballbags became exposed to the outside world ( sorry if thats gross i just had very weird vision).
'whoopsie, get back in there' giggled Trevor as he noticed Dan had gotten out of the car and was standing remarkably close.'Well guys whats happened here?' he asked.
'We kind of broke down'
'Aha! lucky for you guys i've brought along my handy toolkit filled with screwdrivers,puncture kits and paint, now lets give this baby a re-model' he smiled getting to work spraying the car in colours that only Boy George would chose.
As the rest of the guys got out of the car and began work , Dan took out his game boy and had a quick game of pokemon while he waited.
'Look guys this isnt working' shouted Jacob getting stressed that Neil Buchanan's sticky back plastic couldnt help their car, ' he said it would fix anything!' he said sadly. Suddenly Erik had a plan.
'Hey ash have you got any of that glue on you m8?You know that glue that was white, no bottle oh my god that wasnt glue was it?'
'erm....it was erm.....' mumbled an embarrased Ash.
'Look guys were stuck out here' siad Trevor, a bit mad that his makeover wouldnt get to be seen and he wouldnt get to meet all the hamsters.
'Oh god!' shouted Jacob' i'm gonna die out here with a gay couple, an immature poof and a guy who looks like Lionel Richie'
'No I dont!' shouted Dan, ' oh you meant erm...'
As they wondered how they would die, starvation? burning? A light appeared in the sky.
'Oh my gosh!' its....its......'they all shouted at once ' its Buzz Lightyear!'
A small plastic man landed in a heap on the road, Dan ran upto him with his receipt from buying a furbie and asked for his autograph, Buzz picked him up and threw him away like a piece of rubbish, much to the other guys amusement.
'So what seems to be the trouble?' he asked.
'Well we want to go to Hamsterdam but out cars broke down' whined Jacob.
'Right.....yes..i can fix this' he said turning towards Trevor, ' hey dont i know you?' he asked.
'erm....no never seen you before in my life ' said Trevor looking away.
'Yeah you have, i remeber now, you were at that party a while back...remember me? hey wasnt it your engagement to Frank?'
Trevor just looked at the ground as Ash Erik and Jacob all stared at him. When had Trevor been engaged and more importantly who was Frank?
'Well anyway get in the car' boomed Buzz. They all followed his orders and sat down inside the car, managing to squeeze Trev's moped in the trunk. Buzz picked up the car and threw in to Hamsterdam where they enjoyed 7 full days of wind rain and snow while Trevor spent the whole week dodging questions about Frank. ahhhh the goodlife. Dan was found washed up on a desert Island changed his name to Bambi and ran away with a fish called Wanda.
~~~~The End~~~~~© Beccy.T 2001/2002