Friday 13th
It was midnight on Friday the 13th. The O-Town boys who were all very suspicious had covered themselves in garlic paste, locked all of the doors and windows and were sitting in Ashleys bedroom , if anything happened he could quickly grab his cape and pretend to be superman. Erik was sat on Ashleys knee and Trevor was cuddling upto Trevor. Dan, the loner, was admiring his new fish that he had won from the anual carnival that had been held that day. He had tried hard soooo many times to throw that ball in the bucket 2 feet away , that in the end the man running the stall had enough money to send his kids to college and move into a huge mansion that he gave him the fish. He had named it Lou as it was beginning to get a little podge from him feeding it that 4 course meal. As the guys looked outside at the thunderstorm, they felt quite scared. What if the lights went........out. Just then guess what, the lights went out. They heard a noise outside, like a hoot.
'Oh my gosh!' cried Jacob as he snuggled closer to Trevor,' someones outside doing wol impressions,and not very good ones either'
'Were all gonna die!' cried Dan unable to contain himself anymore. No sounds were heard from Ashley and Eriks side of the room except for faint moans and slurps.
'Guys!' cried Trevor ' having a slight case of scaredness here!' his shouts stired Erik and Ashley from their passion.
'Yo dudes, whats up?' smiled Erik completely oblivious to the fact that there was no lights and that someone was knocking on their door. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!!
'ARGH!!!!!!!!' they all screamed as they jumped up.
'Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my ...'said Dan jiggling about before Jacob knocked him out cold.
Holding hands they all made their way to the front door.
'Hey guys if i'm gonna die, i want my hair to look good' said Ashley as he headed off to the bathroom.
'No you dont!' screamed Jacob in the girliest voice possible. Ashley turned round and returned to the guys who were quivering in their wellingtons. Hey it had been raining what do you expect? Anyway, they edged closer to the door as there was another loud knock.
'Go on Jacob open it' whispered Erik.
'Why me!?' he asked.
'Well because you're the bravest. You own bongos and write your own songs'
'Look guys that is all just an act. I try and look hard for my fans, but i'm a big softie inside, look' he said as he opened his mouth letting everyone see his inside wchich was made of marshmallow.
'Ok so who is gonna open it?' asked Trevor. But there was no need to ask, the door swung open
'Oh my god its King Kong!' they screamed.
Standing on the doorstep was.....................Lou with a Lawnmower.
'Hey Guys' he laughed to himself, (has anyone else noticed how he is always laughing?) 'I thought I might pop round to see if you er you wanted your lawn... I mean your lawn mowing?
'Lou come inside' said Trevor noticing that his shirt was going see through, not a very nice sight. As he came in and sat on the extra large sofa that the guys kept for his visits they noticed something glistening in his pocket.
'Lou theres a storm out there, why did you want to cut our lawn?' asked a confused Ashley.
'Well i....i.........i didnt want to cut your lawn, i just wanted to see you guys, you mean so much to me and well i was wondering if.....if you wanted to have a group wedding with me?' he asked pulling out 5 matching rings that he had made with his own fat little hands and several spoons.
'Lou you know we love you but we cant do that! not only will everyone think we're weird but me ashley trevor and jacob are already in serious relationships' said Erik trying to be as nice as he could without throwing up at the thought of Lou in a wedding dress.
'Ok guys i understand' he smiled as a tear fell from his eye and dripped on chin after chin after chin after chin.......it finally reached the floor an hour later. By this time the 4 guys had gone to bed and were having the time of their lives.
'OK GUYS' shouted Lou to the sky lifting crew. They lifted off the roof and dropped a hammock the size of England in there , just enough to carry Lou out of there.
'WAIT' screamed Dan coming to.'I'll marry you Lou, these guys dont want me here, and i know you can make me much happier' he smiled. Lou jumped up and down in delight,causing several earthquakes in africa.Dan and Lou ran away hand in hand to Las Vegas and hired the whole city out for their wedding. They invited the O-Town guys but they couldnt go as Ashley had to wash his hair.
Erik and Ashley are still together enjoying their marriage but Jacob and Trevor broke up because Trevor had commitment issues and Jacob shaved his nether regions one night as they itched him, which Trevor wasnt too pleased about as he had grown his pubes with the intention to enter the 'Longest Pubes' contest in Germany.
~~~~The End~~~~~© Beccy.T 2001/2002