Easter
'Happy Easter' screamed Dan as he ran in the house wearing a huge pink bunny costume and carrying a basket of dark chocolate eggs.
'Dan.....what the hell are you doing?' asked Jacob
'What do you mean little boy? I'm not Dan, I'm the easter bunny!' he said in a high pitched squeeky voice he didnt have to try hard to put on.
'Cut the crap Dan, we know its you ' said Trevor steealing an egg from the basket.
'Ok it's me, god why cant you guys ever play along' he said sadly
'Maybe because we can all see through the costume where you p!ssed yourself and you're supoosed to wear underware under those things you know. Otherwise you chafe' (btw i dont know how to spell that! lol) said Erik, pulling himself up from the couch where Lou had sat the night before.
'Geez we really need a new couch' said Jacob, noticing the huge dip.
'Well i told you not to invite Lou round on Pizza night, man he eats like a horse!' complained Erik
'Yeah a horse and its 7 brothers, and anyway i never invite him, its dan, you know how he has a crush on him' said Jacob, nearly sick at the thought. Dan hid his face shyly. Ashley suddenly emerged from the bathroom with just a towell wrapped around his waist.
'Hey babe' smiled Erik.
'Erik, not infront of the others'. Ashley winked at Erik, which only meant one thing, and its too gross to write in this so lets move on.
'I'm gonna go get dressed' said Ashley walking to his room
'I'll help' shouted Erik running at the speed of light to the bedroom.
'yeah im gonna go get changed too' said Dan, ' anyone wanna come and help me?' he smiled
'No man, thats too disgusting, the sight of you naked? eurgh! how did cindy cope?!' said Jacob, pulling a face. Trevor just laughed as Dan ran off crying to himself.
2 hours later all the guys were clean and prepared to watch their Saturday night movie, as theya lways did. They were armed with Beers, chips and dips and as seen as it was Dans turn to pick the film, they were all ready to settle into the Lion King. Just as the beggining credits started up Ashley ,Erik,Jacob and Trevor had all fallen asleep. However this is what Dan wanted. He smiled as Lou appeared from the kitchen and walked over to where they were sitting. He piled all of the food into his mouth as Dan watched , getting rather excited. When , from out of no-where, the doorbell rang.
'I'll get it!' shouted Ashley jumping off Eriks lap.
'When did you get here Lou?' asked Jacob opening his eyes.
'Hey guys, papa Lou here' he laughed that gross laugh and hoped they wouldn't be too harsh on him.
'Hey Lou, its your niece' said Ashley , coming back into the room followed by a young girl.
'Hey uncle Lou, whats with the note?' she asked
'Hey guys, meet my neice Aimee' laughed Lou, his chins wobbling about as he spoke.
'Well?' she asked
'Never mind that' said Dan ' come sit with me, were gonna watch the lion king, its great' he completely ignored Lou and got to work 'You want some of my Harry Potter easter egg?'he smiled and passed her some. The two were getting quite cosy, Lou just looked on, tears filled his eyes, didnt he mean anything to dan? He was brought out of his thoughts by another knock at the door.
'I'll get it'! shouted Erik, pulling up his trousers and running off.
'Hey guys! Its Lou and Mark' he said returning followed by a young girl and boy.
'Hey Lou, Mark!' smiled Jacob.
'Hey were gonna watch the Lion King, wanna join us?' asked Dan, his arm wrapped around Aimee. Before Lou could answer Big Lou stood up, causing the house to tremble and started screaming and crying.
'Dan dont you love me anymore!? we were gonna be so happy in Bridlington, but no, Just because Aimee's more woman than me you go to her, well thats fine' he said running through the wall and grabbing a bit to eat on the long trek home. They all just sat in silence looking at the wall....
'Yeah sure i love this film' smiled Lou sitting down with Mark.
So there was Mark and Lou huddled together, Erik and Ashley in a world of their own, Dan and Aimee seemed happy, well Dan was anyway, the other guys hadnt taunted him in half hour so everything was going great for him.In which case that left Jacob and Trevor who decided to give a relationship a go and get in with the trend of the rest. They all got comfy ready to watch the film, until they fell asleep at the opening credits again.
~~~~The End~~~~~© Beccy.T 2001/2002