Ashley Quotes from MTB 1, 2 & 3




'Hey, in a manly kinda way....im glad were tight'

Jay:'You're tellin' me you can''t put four plates and a couple of glasses into the dishwasher overnight between five grown men'
Ashley:'Yes'
Jay:'You got bigger issues than i can help you with'
Ashley: (with mouth full)Exxaaaaccctttly

'23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, thirrttyyyy ooonnnee bbuuussssseess'

'It was about money, it was about greed and...how horrible...how horrible.'

'I ran out there and everybody from this bleachers just all 'wooooo' and stood up, and right away I was just like... I am superman! '

'It's so good to be back'

'Hello and welcome to the Dusseldorf Hilton, my name is Stefan, every morning there's a complementary breakfast + beverage'

'I really wanna make it with Erik'

'We've tried to clean the house like 20 times....Do i look like i'm kidding? Do i look like i'm even kidding?'(talking to Jay with a battery up his nose)

'First phone interview, you hang up on her..........i didnt like that question, sorry beep!'

'the music skipped into all for love and we were like wah?'

'then your mic was on and you were all what the...?'

'Im pretty sure i can't feel my legs'

'I think with this one, if i dont get up intime i kinda miss my ride'

'Jacob wanted me to come or whatever to hang along cos he was gonna get some new earings or whatever so i was just like alright whatever i'll come'

'I'm up there kickin' ass. I look over at Erik, and Erik's kickin' ass. I look over at Trevor, how's Trevor doing? He's kickin' ass. Look over at Dan, Dan's up hyping the crowd like he does. Dan's kickin' ass. Look over at Jacob. I know Jacob's kickin' ass, I don't even have to look at Jacob. O-Town's up...kickin' ass'

'It sounds like ameteur, ameteur karaoke night'

'Here comes the chorus, it's the worst'

'It was really weird. I woke up there was literally a camera in my face. I only had boxers on I was like, Do I really wanna get out of bed in front of you?'

'Tell me ladies, is the hair too wild?'

'I was afraid they were going to pull my pants down.'

'Listen to the engine it sounds like we're in Germany'
'I quite fancy British Girls. They've got a certain way about them, and to be quite honest, they make for smashing conversation'

'Guys...quiet, I have something important to say!(long pause)...Do I make you horny?!'

'I love it when people think im a girl ... I get more respect that way'

'Have we gone Platinum.... Aluminum... PLASTIC!'

'Give me one for Joey Lawrence'

Ashley:'I look pretty or I look handsome?'
Shelli:' You look handsome '
Ashley:'Thank you I prefer handsome'

'I'm going to try to be professional but, I'm just not gonna be!Wooooooooo!'

'This is really important becasue...last time we were on TV....it was horrible'