JC: Well here's to the end to another boring day in the life of JC Chasez. Isn't that right Mr. Powder?
Mr. Powder: That's right!!
JC: Your the only on who understands me.
Mr. Powder: That's right!!
JC: Great JC, you're talking to your drugs...
Mr. Powder: That's right!!
JC: Shut-up!!!
Mr. Powder: That's right!!
JC flushes Mr. Powder down the toilet. He now returns with Mrs. Weed.
JC: Mr. Powder didn't help me at all. Will you help me?
Mrs. Weed: Of course JC!!
JC: And you'll be my girlfriend right? Ever since I melted all of Bobbee's spoons she won't let me into her house anymore..
Mrs. Weed: Of course JC!!
JC: Yup, just me and you......God I wish I wasn't so fucked up...
Across Town...
Joey: Well here's to the end to another day.
Woman: Yeah, to another day...
Joey: Oh hey Lucretia, forgot you were still here...Matter of fact, why are you still here?
Woman: My name is Latoya.
Joey: Latoya, Lucretia, whatever...
Woman: Man, I'm out of here!
Joey: Well since you're still here, don't you want another hit of the Italian Stallion?
Woman: (mutters) Italian stallion my ass! More like the Italian fat fuck to me...
Joey: Aww, come on! You know you like it when I tap that booty.
Woman: Please. First of all, McDonalds does not count as romantic date. Especially when you beat up that little kid for his Superman figurine! Second all Saran Wrap is not a substitute for a condom!
Joey: What? It gives that extra-ribbed feel.
Woman: Whatever.
Joey: Bye, Lucellia!
Woman: It's Lato-Ahh!!! Nevermind! I'd like it if you didn't remember my name. No chance of you calling me back... (leaves)
Joey: I wish I wasn't so fat...I loose more hunny's that way..
Across Town
Man: And stay out, queer boy!!
Lance: But-
Man: We don't allow your kind here!
Lance: All I wanted-
Man: Don't make me get those religious groups out here again!
Lance: O.k., o.k! I'm gone. I hear it from them enough as it is...(walks away) Man, I wish I wasn't so gay...I mean, I'm not gay! I wish people didn't think I was gay. Yeah, that's right..
Across Town
Justin: Can I have that smoothie to go please? And can you keep that order on the DL? I don't want people to know that I'm here.
Clerk: Sure thing man...ONE LARGE SMOOTHIE FOR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, PLEASE!!!!
Justin: You sir, are no help at all.
Teeny1: Omigosh!!! It's Justin!!! Like, AHHH!!!!
Teeny2: He's like, so fine!!! Oh Justin, marry me!!!!
Teeny3: Please Justin, let me touch your hair!!!!
Justin: AHHH!!! Not again!!(runs)
Teeny4: Not so fast, pretty boy!
Teeny3: I got dibs on his shirt.
Teeny4: I got the scissors for the hair.
Justin: Please, please, don't come any closer!!
Teeny1: Here Justy, Justy...
Teeny2: Grab him!!!
Justin: AHHHHHHHH!!!! My clothes!! My hair!! My crotch!! Oohh, my crotch...I mean, Stop!!!! Dear god!!! Help me!!!!
Teeny4: Wait a minute! I had dibs on his hair!
Teeny3: I saw him first!
Teeny4: I did, bitch!
Teeny1: Oh no you didn't, hoe!!
Teeny2: Back off, bitch!!
Teeny1: Read between the lines, slut!
Teeny4: That's funny. She can read?
Teeny3: Hell, at least I'm old enough to go to school! What are you, nine years old?
Teeny2: Why you, wannabe Britney Spears!!
Teeny4&3: Gasp!!
Teeny1: Oh, its on now! (lunges)
Somehow, Justin manages to escape the madness and crawls safely to the back door only missing a couple of teeth..
Justin:(sigh) I wish I weren't such a sexy bitch...
ALL TOGETHER!!
JC, Joey, Lance, & Justin: I wish I wasn't me!!
Chris: Would you guys shut-up and stop complaining?!! Now help me find my Viagra...
Meanwhile, in a faraway place...
Angel 1: Well they're all unhappy...
Angel 2: Stupid boybands...Last night, Nick Carter wished for talent. They act like all we have to do is listen to their petty problems.
Angel 1: Maybe we should teach them a lesson.
Angel 2: You mean shoot them all and blame it all on Hitler?
Angel 1: NO!! What did I tell you about those yellow pills?..
Angel 2: Oh, you mean give them what they want and torture them endlessly with it?
Angel 1: Exactly.
Angel 2: Oh, might as well. There's nothing better to do.
Angel 1: Yeah, we could be like Angel 3 and get stuck with trying to stop world suffering.
Angel 2:(laughs) What an idiot.
Angel 1: I know.
Angel 2: But then can we shave off all of Nick Carter's hair and blame it on Hitler?
Angel 1: Sure!
Find out what happens next time....