The Pros and Cons of Justin Timberlake


There are infinite reasons why Justin Timberlake would make a good husband. There are also infinite reasons why he would not. Let's have fun, shall we?

PRO: He's undeniably rich.

CON: He's undeniably a hoe.

PRO: He's Famous.

CON: He's too famous. We all so what happened to John Lennon and Yoko Uno.

PRO: He drives a Benz. How can you not like a man who drives a Benz?

CON: He shares the Benz with Britney. It's pretty worthless now.

CON: His real relationship with Britney is starting to effect my pretend relationship with him.

PRO: He's in a group with 4 other guys. (could lead up to future realtionship for me.)

CON: He's in a group with 4 other guys. (could lead up to future realtionship for him.)

PRO: Teenies. Ain't no greater feeling than rubbing it in their faces.

CON: Teenies. They're more deadly than a Taliban sniper on a good day.

PRO: The fact that his career is at its peak says it all. He'll be famous forever!

CON: The fact that his career is at its peak says it all. Its only downhill from here. I hope he can say McDonald's...

PRO: He never said that he wouldn't date a fan.

CON: Ah, who am I kidding. He's the unattainable hoe. What can I say?

PRO: Umm..He has alot of...stuff...Can't talk about...a man who has alot of...stuff...

CON: He's starting to dress more and more like a pimp car salesman every day.

PRO: If all works well, Britney will be the angry ex-girlfriend.

CON: Britney has touched him. He's forever tainted.

PRO: He's a real friendly person.

CON: He's a real friendly person....to JC.

PRO: It's extremely possible that he's straight.

CON: It's also extremely possible that he's gay.

PRO: I have no real competition.

CON: How can I compete with JC?

PRO: He's never around. This allows me to have another star-studded relationship on the side.

CON: He's never around. You'll start to miss the beautiful tainted hoe.

PRO: He's extremely fertile.

CON: He's extermely fertile. Ah, another Kelly and Joey relationship.

PRO: He has great fashion sense. Finally someone to go shopping with!

CON: He has great fashion sense. The shopping will never end.

PRO: He's extremely cute.

CON: He's too cute. He must be stopped.

PRO: He's a very talented person in music, dancing, and acting.

CON: He's a very talented person in overmoting, thrusting, and bad acting.

PRO: He's Justin TImberlake-Boy Wonder.

CON: He's Justin Timberlake-Boy Blunder.

Note: I also know that a relationship between me and Justin Timberlake will, and I mean will NEVER happen. Not to mention that anything I'd want to do to him would probably be illegal in all 50 states and possibly some countries in Europe.


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