(Sang to the tune of Something Like You)
Joey:
So many girls,
I thought I held them in my hands,
But just like grains of sand,
They slipped through my fingers.
So many mornings,
I’d ask the lord above,
Please make me lucky enough,
To find a girl that lingers.
Something keeps telling me, that Kelly is my answer prayer.
She must be crazy, yes I swear.
Cause,
Chorus:
So many time’s that I denied that Brianna was mine,
That crazy bitch most be smoking, cause she stood by side.
Could it be true, has god been smoking weed? (Baby I can’t believe)
That someone like her would hook-up with me.
Girl in your eyes,
I feel your hatred,
So many checks I did not pay,
And Brianna needed braces.
But I cannot lie,
I spent it on a pie,
I don’t care how hard you try,
My weight will be atrocious.
Something keeps telling me,
That you could be my meant to be,
And I’m not just saying that to get laid, cause
Chorus:
So many time’s that I denied that Brianna was mine,
That crazy bitch most be smoking, cause she stood by side.
Could it be true, has god been smoking weed? (Baby I can’t believe)
That someone like her would hook-up with me.
Someone not a stripper,
Someone not a ho,
Someone not a person I pick up one the street. (Yeah)
Someone beautiful,
Someone not a whore.
Someone unlike anything,
Someone I can bring home. (To my mama, yeah)
Chorus:
So many time’s that I denied that Brianna was mine,
That crazy bitch most be smoking, cause she stood by side.
Could it be true, has god been smoking weed? (Baby I can’t believe)
That someone like her (Someone like her)
That someone like her would hook-up with me.
Someone happened…
Happened…
Can’t believe that you happened to me…
Aww, in Joey’s sick own way, that was beautiful…