-/- Chapter 1 -/-
"It's good to have no kids in the house for a change," Diana sighed regretting in the back of her mind that she made that comment.
She loved her children dearly and was very proud of their many accomplishments.
"I am SUCH and IDIOT!" Zac yelled as he entered the house and slammed the screen door with Taylor laughing behind him.
"So much for the quiet," Mrs. Hanson sighed shutting her book.
"I just can't even believe it!" Zac grieved taking off his shoes by the front door.
Taylor laughed, "You're so stupid!"
"What can't you believe? Who's stupid? And why are you an idiot?" Ms. Diana asked walking towards her boys.
"Zac just tried to flirt with a fan," Taylor laughed plopping onto the sofa.
"And…" Mrs. Hanson replied.
"AND she started screaming like an idiot, AND she fainted, AND her parents said if she was knocked unconscious they would sue," Taylor laughed hysterically before Zac could answer.
"Oh Zac sweetie, what have your father and I told you about trying to date a fan?" Ms. Diana put her arm around Zac who was looking and feeling very distressed at the moment.
"I'm going upstairs," Zac sighed.
"Okay honey, I'll call you when dinner is ready," Diana called after him.
Zac opened the door to the room he shared with Isaac and Taylor.
"I wonder why they never try to find a girlfriend…" Zac wondered aloud looking at a picture of his two brothers in a frame.
"BECAUSE, we know that we would never have anytime for one," Taylor waltzed into the room.
"Honestly Tay, WHY do you keep following me? Trust me, you've made my life miserable- you've done your job well," Zac sighed throwing himself onto Ike's bed.
"I live here you basket case, just chill out and let me give you advice," Tay said walking over to the bunk bed and sitting on his bottom bunk.
"Sorry Tay, THAT'S Ike's job." Zac corrected him.
"Well Ike is not here right now so I'm taking over," Tay rolled his eyes.
Zac sighed, "Okay Tay, what's your advice?" He talked sarcastically to Taylor like he was a little kid that he didn't really want to listen to.
"Find someone who's not a fan and ask them out," Tay cracked his knuckles and placed his hands behind his head. He smiled thinking he had given the advice of a genius.
"So you want me to date a Hanson hater and have them shoot me down and kill me for singing MMMBOP?!" Zac remarked sarcastically.
Taylor's smile quickly faded at this statement, "No! Just find someone who doesn't know who you are…"
Zac started at him in disbelief and started to almost laugh, "HELLO?! We live in Tulsa, Oklahoma! Everyone knows who we are Beavis! We are always on the local and national news and are in almost every teen magazine- not to sound too conceited Tay but Hanson IS popular...I mean sure, we aren't as popular as we were but damn Tay- May 6th in Oklahoma is Hanson Day…there is no way someone can "not know" who we are!"
"Then- I have no advice except go out with a family friend," Tay said satisfied. He still thought he gave better advice than Ike would.
"Thanks Tay, but I think that I will steer clear of Katie, Jamie, and Amy in the dating department," Zac snickered thinking of his mother's friend's daughters. They were anything but his type. Did he even have a type?
"Whatever," Tay walked out of the room and to the garage- he was feeling full of inspiration that day and decided to go write some songs...one song idea stuck in his mind particularly- a song about a boy who was too stupid to get a girlfriend…