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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall- who's going to get this girl before Zac after all?" Taylor smiled as he fixed his hair as he gazed into the mirror.
"TAYLOR!" Zac pounded on the door again.
"Would you be patient?! Patience is a virtue!" Taylor shouted from the bathroom.
"I don't care if patience is my damn mother! I need to get a shower and brush my teeth! Let me in the damn bathroom!" Zac yelled.
"Watch your language!" Diana yelled hearing the muffled shouts of Zac trying desperately to use the bathroom that Taylor was using.
Luckily, the younger children were all at an amusement park with a family friend or else she would've really scolded Zac.
"Sorry Mom!" Zac yelled down to her.
"Okay, I'm done," Taylor opened the door and strolled out as steam poured out of the bathroom. All the mirrors were wiped off so they weren't fogged up, "He was obsessing over himself again." Zac decided.
"So tell me whatcha want whatcha really really want…" Zac sung as he rinsed the shampoo out of his hair.
"Zac, we're leaving!" Ike knocked on the door.
"Okay, be there in a sec!" Zac yelled.
"I really really really wanna ziga zag ahh…" He finished singing the Spice Girls and walked out of the bathroom.
"Hey Baby Spice, they left without you," Jessica laughed.
"You're kidding me?" Zac said as his jaw dropped.
"Nope, Taylor bugged Ike that he would be late in that annoying high pitched voice. It was worse than listening to you sing," Jess told him.
"Damnit," Zac said kicking his bedroom door.
Zac walked into his bedroom trying to keep in mind that `everything happened for a reason' but the shrill ring of the telephone rung suddenly and he dashed to the phone hoping it was Ike or Tay saying they would come pick Zac up because Lucy really wanted to meet him or something.
"Hello?" Zac answered.
"Hey Zac! My dawg! What's up?" Brian asked in a high-pitched voice. Brian was 12 years old, one of those annoying dorks that THOUGHT he was Zac's friend. He had every element of a geek. Brian's tag-a-log Lisa (who was obsessed with Zac) was also the queen of all geeks, the leaders of the "nerd herd" as Zac called them.
`Could this day POSSIBLY get any worse?!' Zac thought to himself.
"Yo Zac dawg- ya there?" Brian asked.
"Brian stop trying to act ghetto," Zac said miserably.
"Oh sorry but I was just wondering if the goddess was available to speak to…" Brian squeaked.
Ah yes! `the goddess' – when WASN'T she here?
"No sorry Brian, Jess is shopping," Zac lied.
"Well please tell my princess that I summoned her," Brian told Zac.
"Yeah whatever Brian, I'll tell her you called. Bye," Zac said hanging up the phone.
Zac ran downstairs to the kitchen to get a soda.
"Yo dork magnet you're boyfriend called," Zac said getting a soda.
"I'm not going out with Brian, I'm going out with Nathan – and at least I HAVE a boyfriend," Jessica laughed.
"Shut up, leave my presence, right now." Zac said shooing her away.
"I was here first loser," Jess rolled her eyes taking the Dr. Pepper can that Zac hadn't opened yet and opening it and pouring it into her glass.
'This has GOT to be the WORST day of my life....' Zac thought to himself.