Dawson's Creek: Season Six Quotes



The Kids Are Alright/The Song Remains The Same

Dawson: All right, so guess what?
Joey: What?
Dawson: Take a guess.
Joey: You're gay.
Dawson: That and... I was on the phone with Steven Spielberg the other day.
Joey: Really?
Dawson: Sort of.
Joey: What do you mean "sort of"?
Dawson: He called for Todd, and I said, "hold on a second, please," and I put Todd on.
Joey: That's it?
Dawson: My hands were shaking.

Dawson: I know this song. This is a great song.
Joey: Yeah, it is.
Dawson: What?
Joey: Nothing. It just reminds me of something. The summer between seventh and eighth grade, and Clueless.
Dawson: Was it on the soundtrack or something?
Joey: No. At least, I don't think so. Um... we went to see it at the Rialto, remember? And when we got out it was pouring rain, your mom came to pick us up, but the car was, like, way across the street so you grabbed my hand and we ran for it. And it was probably only about 10 seconds or so, but when we got in the car, all I could think about was the fact that... you had held my hand.
Dawson: So what does it have to do with the song?
Joey: It was playing on the radio in your mom's car.
Dawson: Oh.
Joey: What are you doing?
Dawson: I was gonna ask you to dance.

Pacey: That girl? That girl hates me!
Audrey: I know. She hates you too much. I don't trust it!

Dawson: You're still a child, Joey. You're still the same scared little girl who--
Joey: who what? Who what, Dawson? Who broke your heart? God! Is the statute of limitations ever gonna end on that one? Ever? Dawson, I'm sorry I don't have the same dreams I had when I was 15 years old, and I'm sorry that I moved on faster than you did, but you know what? Maybe not everything that happens to you is my fault! And maybe just because I want more from my life than--
Dawson: More than what? More than us? You don't know, do you? You've never known. The entire time I've known you, all you've wanted to do is escape. From me, from Capeside. I mean, you say that I'm the dreamer. I'm the one who doesn't wanna live in the real world. Well, I'm doing it, Joey. Right now. I'm living in the real world. It's you who wants the fantasy.

Audrey: They do this all the time, right? No big whoop. I mean, it's normal to fight. It's healthy.
Pacey: Ooh, I don't know if healthy's the word I would use to describe their relationship. I mean, I'm all for "will they, won't they" finally getting their shot, but for 2 people to be that dependent on each other for their life's happiness is just--
Audrey: incredibly romantic?
Pacey: Or perhaps structurally unsound?
Jack: Yeah, I'll second that.
Jen: Whoa, wait a second. All of a sudden you're coming out as some sort of nonbeliever?
Jack: Hey, let's not forget who broke them up the first time around.
Audrey: Ooh! Jen?
Jen: Oh, don't look at me. I'm too far messed up in this thing to have an opinion. I am just the road kill on the Dawson and Joey highway.

The Importance Of Not Being Too Earnest

Eddie (to Joey): I hadn't been planning how to best torture you. You see, we don't just walk off into a void when we leave your line of vision. Some of us even have our own lives and don't even talk about you at all.

Instant Karma

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The Imposters

Joey: Is it just me, or do you react this nicely to everybody who's trying to help you? What? No response?
Eddie: You're gonna have to give me a second here. I'm still trying to process the condescending notion that help is actually required.

Living Dead Girl

Todd: Leery, my boy, I learned a long time ago not to screw around with my leading ladies. That's what extras are for.

CJ: If going back to my room and watching Halloween H20 on cable qualifies as plans, then yeah. I'm all booked up.

Eddie (to Joey): You got under my skin. I found myself having these series of annoying conversations with you in my head, which must be a sign of something.

Jack: Want to tell me about it sometime over coffee?
David: Coffee?
Jack: Hot caffeinated beverage. It's all the rage these days. Seems to be an excuse for people to get together and find out if they like one another.

Ego Tripping At The Gates Of Hell

Joey: I'd like to go on a date with you. An actual date. Without the obstacles of pre-teen girls and drunken roommates. What would you say?

Spiderwebs

Joey: Shh! He'll see us.
Eddie: Who? That's the guy from the movie set, and the guy from the movie set is the friend who gave you the tickets...and now we're hiding. Why?
Joey: I don't know. Gut instinct.

Audrey (to CJ): What happened between us, it's just-- it's the way that the world works, okay? Pretty much all the time, girls run around and feel bad about themselves. They're either too weak or too stupid to go home alone. So, sometimes guys just win the lottery. That's it. It doesn't mean anything.

Eddie: Things have to happen to you at the exact right time in your life, or they're meaningless.
Joey: Meaningless?
Eddie: Yeah. Like this. Like right now. I mean, this could've happened yesterday and been meaningless.

Everything Put Together Falls Apart

Todd: Nervous-Todd?
Dawson: One of the many faces of Todd. There's drunk and belligerent Todd, there's sober and belligerent Todd, there's creepy/horny Todd. The rarest of them all is sweet Todd, but that's usually accompanied by hidden agenda Todd.

Dawson (about Max): He's got a lot of hair, that guy.

Emma: Sorry. Hi, Pacey. I almost couldn't find you. There's so many suits, it's like looking for one individual cow in a whole field of 'em.

Emma (to Pacey): I shall be by the punch bowl. If you like twirling me about, come find me.

Dawson: She's out with Max.
Todd: I see. And so you're...
Dawson: Sitting here thinking of ways I could kill him.
Todd: Productive.

Pacey (to Emma): You were by far the most beautiful woman in that room, and I'm not taking a piss or whatever it is you crazy English people say.

Merry Mayhem

Joey: Wow. I just crossed a line into that world where girls pressure their boyfriends into doing stuff with them, and then...I just referred to you as my boyfriend. I'm a mess. I apologize.

Audrey: Oh. Devilishly clever of you, Jen. Oh, honey, are you still upset that I shagged your dream boy? Because I am sorry about that.

Dawson: You know what? I don't love you either.
Natasha: Of course you don't, silly. Listen, you're not built for this kind of relationship. It's kind of what I dig about you.

Day Out Of Days

Exec: All right. Call his agent.
Heather: I don't think he has one.
Exec: Well, then don't call his agent. Call his mother and make her sign a permission slip.

All The Right Moves

Eddie: So I leave you behind, therefore you send your little minion to come after me and trick me back?

Eddie: You deserve to be with the best guy in the room, not the one who picks up his trash or buses his table. You're gonna have whatever you want in this life, Joey.
Joey: I wanted you.
Eddie: No. No, you wanted that guy you met in English class. And I'm not him.

Joey (to Harley): In the future, maybe you could obtain express written consent before you go off willy-nilly telling boys that I'm pregnant.

Rock Bottom

Dawson: Every relationship I've ever had, I've taken so damn seriously, I think I just forgot how to have fun.

Clean and Sober

Pacey: Joey, don't be jealous just because she can do things that no man has ever known before.
Joey: Ok, now you're disturbing me. It's a television that looks like it ate a small country. This is the most blatant display of capitalism I've ever seen.

Joey: You know, C.J. I really think it's great how you've turned Jen around. Because before, believe me, I mean, she was a troubled young lady.
CJ: So she says.
Joey: She killed a girl once.
CJ: What?
Joey: Abby Morgan. Killed her with champagne. You want some?

Dawson: You're not just encouraging me because you've been in rehab for a month and you're bored out of your mind, are you?
Audrey: Dawson, give a girl a break and dance, monkey, dance!

Audrey: I think he's just the kinda guy who always believes the best in people. And he deserved more than just the destruction of his property, I suppose.
Dawson: It's okay, though. We can fix that.
Audrey: But I could've really hurt you.
Dawson: Yeah, but I think you needed to hit rock bottom before you snapped out of it.
Audrey: Yeah, but I didn't hit rock bottom until a couple of weeks after that.
Dawson: Maybe you just needed to hit it really hard.

Castaways

Pacey: Fear and loathing? You're paying $35,000 a year to be told to read "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"? You could do that on your own time. I could do that on my own time.

Joey: Can I have your coat? I'm freezing. It's freezing in here.
Pacey: My coat? What's wrong with your coat?
Joey: Mine just looks nice. It wasn't intended to keep anyone warm, especially not someone wearing only a thin layer of silk.

Pacey: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. You and I were not on a date. Which is only the first of many things wrong with that sentence.

Pacey: So what is the secret to our long-lasting and angst-free friendship? What is the one thing that keeps it going year after year after year after year?
Joey: We suck at meeting new people.
Pacey: Wrong. We do not, under any circumstance, talk about sex.

Joey: Pacey, did you--
Pacey: If the next words out of your mouth are 'take out the trash,' I will officially have a preview of what it'd be like to be married to you.

That Was Then

Joey: Patrick...be realistic. If I wasn't such a nice girl, I would've laughed in your face and called you junior the second I met you.
Patrick: Then why didn't you?
Joey: Because you remind me of somebody I know. Now get out of here before I remember everything that pissed me off about him when I was your age.

Sex and Violence

CJ: Look, if what you to me about your past is true, then I'm guessin' what I don't understand is why the creeps and the scumbags who treated you so poorly got the benefit of your sex drive. Whereas guys like me who actually treat you fairly well... we get ridiculed for wanting to have sex with you.
Jen: Wow. Kudos to you, C.J. That is the nicest way that anybody's ever called me a slut.

Mr. Newman: See, here's my thing with directors. I can tell any schmuck where to put the camera, how to say "action," blah, blah, blah, blah. But when a freakin' P.A. figures out how to bang the leadin' lady, buddy, that is somebody I want to be in business with.

Pacey: Woman! You are wrecking my head. Could you not just accept the temporary and come with a smile and maybe a little grace?
Joey: No. Not if this is how you plan on treating your future assistants. Frankly, Pacey: I'm beginning to understand the nickname.
Pacey: What nickname?
Joey: They call you witless.

Love Bites

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Lovelines

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Catch 22

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Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road

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Joey Potter and the Capeside Redemption

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All Good Things...

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...Must Come To An End

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