Movie Quotes


On The Line:

"Love may not make the world go round, but it's what makes the ride worthwhile." - Eric

A Night At The Roxbury:

"Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. Oh, and I don't mean that metaphorically." - Steve

Doug Butabi: You can take our car, and you can take our keys, but you cannot take away our dreams!
Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're sleeping when we have them!

"I broke the window again." - Doug

"Did you grab my ass?" - Mr. Zadir

Doug Butabi: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve Butabi: Yeah, he was, seriously.
Doug Butabi: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
Steve Butabi: And who do you think that guy was?
Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez.
Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Steve Butabi: I was like, "Emilio!"


Clueless:

Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances!
Christian: I can see why!

Get Real:

"It's only love. What's everyone so scared of?" - Steven

Now and Then:

Samantha: If you don't fall in love, you can't get hurt.
Roberta: But it sure is lonely all by yourself.

Varsity Blues:

"Jonathan Moxon, you're under arrest for not being naked, take off your clothes and get in the car!" - Tweeder

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:

Holden: A Jay and Silent Bob movie? Feature length? Who'd pay to see that?
[Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]

"Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?" - Jay

Good Will Hunting:

Sean: Do you have a soulmate?
Will: Define that.
Sean: Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.
Will: Sure, I got plenty.
Sean: Well, name them.
Will: Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Conner...
Sean: Well that's great. They're all dead.
Will: Not to me, they're not.
Sean: You can't have a lot of dialogue with them.
Will: Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts.

"Sky rockets in flight, afternoon delight!" - Will

Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

"You're legally allowed to drink now so we figured the best thing for you was a car." - Billy

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat. Now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you." - Chucky

"See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse." - Sean

"So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall." - Chucky

Skylar: Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
Will: Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels.
Skylar: What?
Will: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.

"The reason he hangs around with those "gorillas," as you called them, is because anyone of those "gorillas" would take a baseball bat to your head anyday. It's called loyalty." - Sean

"She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other." - Sean

Newsies:

David: My father told us not to lie!
Jack: Mine told me not to starve, so we both got an education.

"I say, that what you say...is what I say." - Spot

Ocean's Eleven (remake):

Bartender: How's it going in there?
Rusty: It was the most boring hour of my life.
Bartender: What?
Rusty: I'm running away with your wife.
Bartender: Great.

"You guys are pros, the best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino, of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!" - Ruben

"I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French." - Turk Malloy

Saul: I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and passed the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...
Rusty: Without being seen by the cameras
Danny: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that
Saul: ...yeah well say we do all that..uh..were just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?
Danny: Yeah
Saul: Oh, ok.

8 Mile:
Rabbit: Hey Sol, do you ever wonder at what point you just got to say fuck it man like when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?
Sol: It's 7.30 in the morning dawg.

Chasing Amy:

Jay: What do you look so shocked for, man, fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have this huge impact when he does open his fuckin' mouth--
Silent Bob: Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? You're always yap-yap-yappin' all the time, you're givin' me a fuckin' headache.

"I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know...I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of." - Holden

"Honey, don't give me that "all for one" shit. I got to deal with being a minority in a minority of a minority, and nobody supports my ass." - Hooper

"Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat...he was the king of queen Archie's world." - Hooper

"And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!" - Hooper

Grease:

Marty: What's with you tonight?
Rizzo: I feel like a defective typewriter.
Marty: Huh?
Rizzo: I skipped a period.

Frenchy: I wish I had a guardian angel to tell me what to do. You know like Debbie Reynolds had in "Tammie." What do you think?
Waitress: If you find him, give him my phone number.

Rizzo: Look who's coming. Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell Hi-
[to Patty]
Rizzo: Hi.
Patty: Oh I just love the first day of school, don't you?
Rizzo: [sarcastically] It's the biggest thrill of my life.
Patty: Hey, they just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?
Rizzo: Who?
Patty: ME. Isn't that the most? To say the least?
Rizzo: The very least.

Cha Cha: They call me Cha Cha because I'm the best dancer at St. Bernadette's.
Frenchy: With the worst reputation.

Coach Calhoun: Rule number two: all couples must be boy-girl.
Putzie: Yeah, too bad, Eugene.

Sandy: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Saturday.
Danny: I don't like tea.
Sandy: You don't have to drink tea.
Danny: I don't like parents.

Principal McGee: Blanche, do you have the schedules?
Blanche: Yes Ms. McGee, I just had my hands on them.
Principal McGee: Oh good, they'll be nice and smudged.
Blanche: Oh here they are. If they would have been a snake they would have bitten me.
Principal McGee: Blanche, these are the schedules we had for last semester. Maybe next year you'll find the ones for this semester.

Frenchie: Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats.

Save The Last Dance:

Sara: You know Snook, you talk a lot of shit for someone who never says anything.

Sara: So you're not down with the things he does, but you're still down with him? That makes perfect sense. I understand.
Derek: He's my friend, Sara. You don't have to understand.

Derek: Steps ain't no square dance.
Sara: That's ok, I'll dance in circles, probably around you.

Sara: There's only one world, Chenille.
Chenille: That's what they teach you. We know different.

Chenille: You need to take off that 5th grade dance lookin' top.
Sara: It's from The Gap!
Chenille: It's country and you look country in it!

Malakai: I'm not you, Derek. I can't do nothin' but what I'm doin'. I can't go to Georgetown with a 10.0 GPA, operatin' on people, doin' brain surgery or whatever the hell you're goin' to be doin'.

Sara: We spend more time defending our relationship than actually having one.

Drumline:

James: Somebody need to give that brother a shot of cognac or something cause for the past four years at the BET classic, Morris Brown been spankin that ass, spankin that ass.

Jason: I'm trying to get my spot back!
Devon: How? By riverdancing with your drum?

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