Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

   Now I believe in looking like my time on earth is cooking
   Whether polka-dotted, striped or even checks
   With some glamour guaranteeing every fiber of my being
   Is displayed to quite remarkable effects
   From your cradle via trousseau to your death bed you're on view so
   Never compromise accept no substitute
   I would rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel
   Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

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   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

   Staying in or hitting townwards, from the top and working downwards
   I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
   Whether wig or hat or turban, whether clog, boudoir or urban
   Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime
   And the few who are invited to my wardrobe are delighted
   As they wander through my things to find a route
   That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal
   Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

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   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
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   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh

   Now you don't need a recital of the reasons why its vital
   That tonight my drapings will not be subdued
   That from coronet to sandal no one else is worth the candle
   That I couldn't make more impact in the nude

   So bring me out my finest, most audacious, my divinest
   Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
   Most arresting, most heart-stopping, most free-flowing, most eye-popping
   Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   (My dress has always been, my dress has always been)
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   (My dress has always been my strongest suit)
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   (My strongest suit)
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   (Strongest Suit, Strongest Suit)
   Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
   (My dress has always been my Strongest Suit)