This is definitely my most favourite time of the year,
   Oh yeah mine too, yes, I think it is
   It is mine yeah,
   I reckon Christmas is all right, cause like the football season is still on.
   And you can watch football on Boxing Day when everyone is being really
   boring and, you're fed up of your presents.
   Listen right you can do whatever you want at Christmas as long as it's good, man
   Well what I say this Christmas is just do what you want,
   But make sure you do it like a lady!
   If you can't be good, be careful
   And make sure you get all your pressies off Santa!

   Just hear those sleigh bells jing-a-ling-ring-ting-a-ding-a-ling-ding,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling you,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy, and cozy are we,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Let's snuggle up together like birds of a feather would be,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Let's take the road before us and sing a chorus or two,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding

   Remember to go to sleep on Christmas Eve otherwise Santa...
   Or stay up the whole night,
   No! You can't do that 'cause Father Christmas won't come then,
   You've gotta go to sleep
   Father Christmas doesn't exist now!
   Sssssshhhhhh!
   He does Vicki what are you talking about, Vicki that's terrible to say.
   We know cause we went to Lapland and we saw him,
   I know you might not get what you want but you're gonna get a hit in the
   face if you don't shut up!
   If not you'll get a bag of soot

   Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy, and cozy are we,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Let's snuggle up together like birds of a feather would be,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Lets take the road before us and sing a chorus or two,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you,
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding

   HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

   Good Tidings we bring to you and your shwing,
   We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!