|**| Nick |**|

-"Dude, I ain't gettin’ freaky!" REALLY?? Cause, DUDE, I could've SWORN that you were... But nick...I thought...I thought last night meant something *cries*

-"No...wait...yeah...huh?" I feel the exact same way about some things, Nick... When asked what 'sex' was...

-"We are the bug men!" WTF? Ok, then...I am wasp woman! Is that anything like...Ghostbusters?

-"Brian, stand there and I'll pretend I'm a spaceship comin' at ya!" LOL...this sounds like something my brother would say! But...why does he wanna be a spaceship? Hmm. Maybe he's heard of the kinky things those aliens do in them...makes ya wonder. Yeah...and that came from...where?

-"I was enjoying what you were doing, what happened?" What exactly was I doing? Cause...I'll do it again for ya... You were enjoying it...but you forgot about it...sex must not be fun for ya...

-"It's so funny to sing in the middle of so many bras!" That’s nice that you think it's so funny, Nick. Personally, I would think it was a little...weird. Mine had my phone number in it...it was the DDD Nursing Bra...

-"That don't make no difference!" AHHH! He used a double negative! The "no" cancels out the "don't"...so, apparently, it DOES make a difference, Nick! Don’t talk like a ghetto ho...

-"You see, umbrellas only work when water comes from up above!" OMG!! THEY DO? No wonder my umbrella didn’t work in the bathtub! Yeah...uh HUH...

- "I would be a monkey trainer!" WHY? Did I miss the question? I LIKE monkeys...

-"At the end of every rainbow...there's a pot of Nintendo games!" Nintendo games? *dies laughing* THIS, folks, is true obsession... DUDE...I got this Nintendo hoodie...*trails off*

-"A day without sun is like...ya know...night!" Yes, it is. Good job, Nick. Do you want a cookie? And a night without sex is like...ya know...boring!

-"My house is in the audience!" Wooo! Ok, I have to clear this up...there's actually a story to this quote. He said this in a concert...some girl had a sign with a picture of his house taped on it. But, yeah...Nick, being the genius that he is, stopped singing in the middle of a song to tell everyone about it. YEEE HAW...

-"Ya just break 'em open and slip on 'em!" WTF? I'm scared to ask. LOL...there's 2 things he could be talking about here...one is bananas...the other...well...you get the idea. I’m going with Jenn on this one...

-"My hand, dumbass!" No, see, we must have missed the question...I believe Kevin asked him ‘Hey Nick, who have you become 'friends' with again since the hooker left?’ No...I think Howie was trying to hold it in public again...and ya know...it’s more like....'Howard, that’s MY hand, dumbass!'

"What do you mean? Like piss him off?" No nick, you do that anyways. LMAO…when I first read this, it looked like “What do you mean? Like, piss on him?”…and yeah. SHUT UP CAY!

"You're in danger now...close all the windows." ‘Turn off the lights and get in my bed’ was the rest of it… Why close all the windows? So Spiderman can’t come get you?

"Smells kinda like AJ." And I bet you smell him often… And what, exactly, does AJ smell like, Nick?

"I'm really not that important." Want to bet? You haven’t seen my shrine yet. Yes Nick, You aren’t important…because, obviously, every OTHER 23 year old male has a mob of 12 year old girls with “I Love You Nick” painted on their faces that follow him wherever he goes.

"He's got a smile....KOOL-AIDE grin!" I’m not even going to ask. Aww…Kool-Aide Grin! Where you have the…red…or something all up on your lip…can you imagine Nick like that? That’d be hella funny/cute.

"Can I take my shoes off and show you my toes?" We can already see them….you wear flip-flops all the time. Ditto, Cay…he wears flip-flops all the time…even in 20 degree weather. The boy is fashion clueless, I tell you. Now that I think of it, he must have no common sense, either. Boy’s gonna get frostbite one of these days…

"What's up with these people who don't like feet? I don't understand." ROTFLMAO LMAO…aww…he sounds so confused. Like that’s a new thing, but whatever.

"And I eat my donuts with some gum." WTF? Wtf? Ok, so does that mean that you put gum ON your donut…or in it….or…what?

"Oh yeah? Well I already dated her." This just proves my Man-whore theory. And I, personally, agree with your Man-whore theory, Cay. Only because I love you, though. The fact that Nick has probably had more sex partners than a cheap crack-whore has nothing to do with it.

"I'm ready to catch pneumonia." Nick is talented; He can prepare for this sort of thing. I wonder if Nick pronounces pneumonia ‘pee-new-mony-a’…

"Howie do your impersonation of Britney Spears...he only does it when he's alone." I told you Howie was gay… Only Howie doesn’t look as good in the Catholic school girl uniform as Britney did…

"I want a chick that has TEETH!" So you’re saying…that you want a chick under 70? Or one over 7…cause ya know…most 7 year olds don’t have ALL of their teeth…

"Worst thing you coulda ever done was give me candy." You bounce off the frackin’ walls anyway…literally. Did anybody see the Now or Never DVD? No, the worst thing they could have done was give you a boat and some seagrass-infested water.

"I'm gonna put moisture on my lips and smack a big one on a girl." Moisture? LMAO… LMAO…dude…Cay…you sick-ass freak. He didn’t mean THAT kind of moisture......at least, I don’t think he did.

"Somebody's calling me right now." Yeah, I’m just jealous because the voices talk to Nick….’I’m channeling someone from the spirit world’ See…we missed what the phone call was about…it was one of his hos, calling to tell him how much money she just made off of AJ. ‘He only paid you $100? Cheap-ass!’

|**| AJ |**|

-"We're on our way to Cape Town, South America." Which is immediately followed by Kevin, oh so intelligently, responding with "SOUTH AFRICA YOU DILDO!"...Oh, how I would love to take part in the intellectual conversations on that plane... After that, it's 'Kevin just called me a dildo...'. I bet he does that a lot.

-"It was a one day shoot...28 hours." Obviously, on the planet of AJ, one day DOES equal 28 hours...but AJ needs to reset his watch...sorry buddy...here on earth, there's only 24 hours in a day... I'd hate to see what he thinks a week is....'We were in China a week...16 days.'

-"I think I'm a man." Hmmm. He THINKS he's a man...but he's still not quite sure...I'm pretty sure some of you AJ lovers are willing to go explorin' to see if he is, in fact, a man, eh? I thought so too, but...LEMME CHECK!!!...

"I got my own special language." Betcha anything I can speak it too… We know, AJ…we know. You and everyone else in the Backstreet Clan has their own language…'awesomer', 'scriptation'…we KNOW.

"This is not a real weapon, you can't use it to kill anyone." Do you do that often? Testing weapons to see if they are lethal…that's my boy. Ditto, Cay. I wonder if he tried it out on Nick when he got annoying? 'Ok, Nicky…stand over there, and I'll throw this large heavy object at your head…we're just testing it out, ok?'

"Our show is gonna be even more awesomer." Uh oh… Do we need to have this conversation again, AJ? Stop making up words…you're confusing the illiterate.

"We're at Wango Tango...Nice dress Howie." I KNEW HOWIE WAS GAY! I wonder what the dress looked like? LMAO…I can just imagine Howie in a long, red dress with a slit up the side…

"Krispy Kreme can send me free stuff too." Why? You got a shitload of money… Yeah, he DOES have a lot of money, but could you really see AJ spending all of it on Krispy Kreme merchandise? Now Nick probably could, but that's a different story…*runs from teenies*

|**| Brian |**|

"But he has enough knowledge to know that the pad has to sit on something." Are we talking about Nick? If we are…then no, he doesn't. *Walks over to the 'slow table' and sits beside Nick* I'm confused.

|**| Kevin |**|

"I don't really feel anything though." Yeah we know...that is, if you are talking about sex... Dude...this is sort of off subject, but sex with Kevin would be sort of...weird. Cause like...it'd feel like you were fucking a turtle, ya know?

The End...or is it? *Twilight Zone music starts playing* Ok, so yeah...more quotes from Brian/Kevin/Howie soon...yeah, yeah...we DO realize that most of the quotes so far are Nick ones...so sue us. (Not really, please. Neither of us would like to end up on Judge Judy.) We're both Nick lovers, and the boy does make some pretty "huh??" worthy comments...