<%text {%>Can this be true
Tell me can this be real
How can I put into words what I smell
My life was complete I thought I was whole
But why do I feel like I'm smelling your toe

Never thought that you could smell like this
Then you changed my world with just one whiff
And how can it be that right here with me there's a dust ball
It's a miracle

(Chorus)
You smell just like a liver,
Peaceful and green,
Your soul is like an arm pit tha's never been cleaned,
When I look into your house I know that it's true,
God should have spent a little more time on you

In all of creation,
All things great and small
You stench is the one that just kills them all,
More gruesome then any skunk in the world,
They all went extinct when you came in this world,
And I'm tryin hard to figure out,
Just how this room would smell without,
You and your stuff,
Just a bunch of junk,
Deep inside,it makes me petrified

(Chorus)


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