"Say My Name"
To the tune of "Say My Name" by - Destiny's Child
Parody written by: Mel, Tracy, and BexXx

(CHORUS)
Say my name, say my name
When I'm not around
You pronounce it how you want to
But it ain't the same
Say my name, say my name
You may think that it's "Chuh-say"
But, dammit, it's "Shh-zay"
Can't you get it straight?
Say my name, say my name
When I'm not around
You pronounce it how you want to
But it ain't the same
Say my name, say my name
You may think that it's "Chuh-say"
But, dammit, it's "Shh-zay"
Better say my name....

Any given day
Any time, any place
It's understood that there
Will be someone who knows my face
All those other names
Like "Cha-Says", or "Cha-Vez"
Could it be that you
Don't have a clue what a French name is?
If you took a guess
First of all, let me say
I don't have the time
To correct your mistakes
So listen carefully
If you're the fan, that you claim
Why can't you take the time
To learn how to say my name

(BRIDGE)
I know I shouldn't care 'bout such a pointless thing
But you're an idiot, or at least it seems
All ya gotta do is put the "shh" with "zay"
How hard can it really be?
Cuz I know the likes of girls like you
When ya gettin' all the scoop on me (times 2)
Why can't you just play it cool
Instead of acting like a fool?

CHORUS

Lemme figure this
What are you, a little kid?
How would you like it if
I were to call you a ditz?
Why can't you say it right
It's not that hard to do
When you can say Kirkpatrick, and say Timberlake too
I can't understand why you would stake out my hotel
When the sound of my name, doesn't even ring a bell
Please just tell me why?
Are you drunk? Are you high?
So obsessed with my fame
Yet you cannot say my name

BRIDGE

CHORUS

Where my true fans at? (Shh-zay, Shh-zay-ay)
You can say it, come on (Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay)
All the fans say (Shh-zay, Shh-zay)
I can't hear ya (Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay)
All my Frenchies say (Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay)
All the fans say (Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay)
Break it down, whooooooa
JC, take it to the bridge
Come on