Boredom

(AJ/Nick/Kevin)

“Nick, what are you doing?”
“Cleaning out my bunk.”
[over dramatic gasp] “What did you say? NickyGene, cleaning? Who are you and what did you do with the real Nick?”
“I’m bored…” “Even YOU can’t be that bored.”
“There is absolutely nothing to do.”
“But there are people to do.” [evil giggle]
“You are such a perv. If the fans knew… You’ll never be their favourite.”
“AJ’s a perv. And all those chicks love him…”
“Yeah, but AJ’s supposed to be a perv.”
“Hey! I heard that! Why are we talking about me being a perv.?”
“Because you are.”
“Yeah, that’s common knowledge, why are we discussing it?”
“Because Kevin is being perverted.”
“Kevin??? Perverted?? Didn’t yo’ mama raise you better than that Kevin Scott?” [laugh]
“Don’t bring my mama into this!”
“I was kidding Train, so what were you saying that sickened the innocent one?”
“Innocent?”
“Innocent? Me?”
“Oh whoops… forgot about last week… okay, so Train, what were you saying that sickened the cute… scratch that… HOT blonde, not innocent one?”
“Well… he was complaining that there was nothing to do. So I told him that there were people he could do, and he called me a perv.”
“Oh, I thought it was something bad. Nicky, tell me when Kev says something bad… The only reason why he said what he did is because he is horny and wants you… goodnight now.” [curtain pulled shut]
“Was he telling the truth?”
“Yeah…”
“You want me?”
“Yeah…”
“Why didn’t you tell me sooner? Let’s go… but not in my bunk, I just cleaned.”