Hump Day.

(All of BSB)

[kiss] “AJ! What the hell did you kiss my cheek for?”
“No reason Bri. Have a great day.”
[kiss] “What the fuck Bone?”
“Luv ya too, D.”
[kiss] “AJ!”
“Yes Kevin?”
“What the hell?”
“Nothing.”
[kiss] “Hi AJ.”
“Hey Nick.”
“Why did you kiss my cheek?”
“I felt like it.”
[all the other Boys look at each other] “What is with you AJ?”
“It’s my favorite day of the week.”
“And that would be??”
“Wednesday of course, Howard.”
“Why?”
“Well, for one, my favorite fanfic writer updates… I mean, he who puts Howie with Chris from Nsync, Brian and Nick with Drew Lachey and me with Lance Bass has GOT to be a genius.”
“What about me?”
“Sorry Kev, Matthew writes you straight… if only he knew.” [giggle]
“Alexander!”
“Oops, did I say that out loud… Sorry Kevy Kev.”
“Okay, so that was one reason, what’s your other reason?”
“For what ‘Rok?”
“Why Wednesday is your favorite day?”
“Okay Nicky, you really wanna know?”
“Yes!” All the other Boys exclaimed.
“Because it is named after my favorite activity.”
“Huh?”
“It’s Hump Day!”
[eyes roll] “Oh god, AJ!”
“What? You guys asked… so does anyone want to go do what the day is named after?”
“Are you ever not horny?”
“Only when I’m around you Howie… anyone wanna go?”
“No.”
“No.”
“Not after you insulted me.”
“Sure, let’s go.”
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