Alex Quotes
Interviewer: What do you guys do after the show? go out? or put on pjs and watch tv?
AJ: we shower together.
"They even go up to our hotel rooms after we check out and grab socks or boxers we accidentally left behind. Then they'll whip them out and ask us to sign them. And we're like,'How did you get these?'"- AJ
"I'm not good at secrets,don't tell me any."- AJ
"I hate clowns,they freak me out."- AJ
"I want a divorce."- AJ
"Except when I'm asleep- Then I'm naked."- AJ
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"- AJ
"And then we sacrifice a chicken!"- AJ
"I stink??? Damn, sorry..."- AJ
"It's your shoes Nick."- AJ
"It's all your fault Nick"- AJ
"Hey, I beeped....and they felt me up with that little thing...it was good."- AJ
"You didn't HAVE to eat it."- AJ
"I gotta go, I'm sittin on the toilet."- AJ
"I fiddle with my jeans all the time now."- AJ
"They look better shaved."- AJ
"See? No wind....LOTS OF WIND!!!....No wind...LOTS OF WIND!!!"- AJ
"GOOD GOD IT'S KEVIN!!!!"- AJ
"I can't have kids anymore."- AJ
"Where the hell am I going?"- AJ
"It's like wearing saran wrap."- AJ
"I look bulemic in my large anorexic truck."- AJ
"It's a bathtub that flies."- AJ
"I'm grounded, what'd I do? I dunno she just makes stuff up."- AJ
"I've just been kissed."- AJ
"Cuz we really want you to...."- AJ
"I'm a good reckless driver..."- AJ
"Jesus Howie..."- AJ
"I almost lost my pants onstage."- AJ
"I dunno who the hells ears you have."- AJ
"Friggin fall on that stuff"- AJ
"I wasn't prepared...they didn't brief me."- AJ
"I REALLY can't stand these guys."- AJ
"He's still got too many damn bags....WAY too many damn bags."- AJ
"I look like a convict in all of these pictures."- AJ
"To all the fans in Germany...I'm still alive....but I can't have kids anymore."- AJ
"I remember Brian had the THICKEST accent...."- AJ
"Nice guy isn't he?"- AJ
"Shutup man...quit talkin."- AJ
"We get paid to love her."- AJ
"Howie would be dead."- AJ
"The way I drive is like a roller coaster."- AJ
"I look like Elvis."- AJ
"I'm gonna be buried with a phone next to my head."- AJ
"Well heck.- AJ
"I like Nick's butt."- AJ
"Howie you're on the phone...."- AJ
"I hate my hair in this video Carson..."- AJ
"I sucked in Geography class."- AJ
"Rok...behave yourself.....we're on national television."- AJ
"You can take a shower and do your laundry at the same time. . .anyone got any fabric softener?"- AJ
"Go on, Grandpa!"- AJ
"Why do I get all the nasty questions?"- AJ
"I can't see Brian....I'm not sure I like this."- AJ
"Am I gorgeous?"- AJ
"Yes AJ, you are."- Brian
"I can't downplay, I'm stuck....I dunno."- AJ
"I don't really know any, is Bruce Lee Japanese?"- AJ
"Get out and walk dude."- AJ
"That's no excuse..."- AJ
"Y'all like me? Y'all REALLY like me?"- AJ
"By God we're still waiting for our food."- AJ
"Whoa...stood up too quick."- AJ
"That's women's dude..."- AJ
"I'm assuming something blew up...."- AJ
"Brian...this is the perfect fan..."- AJ
"If you can say butt ugly....you right."- AJ
"But I spend more time with my puppies so it's ok."- AJ
"All I want you to do is scream obnoxiously for the rest of the show."- AJ
"I think I'm gonna go to everyone's house after the show and trick or treat."- AJ
"Dropoff...pahking...5 dolla."- AJ
"You guys are really loud here."- AJ
"Hock a FRICKIN loogie."- AJ
"He's never hit a golfball in his life."- AJ
"What the HECK was that?"- AJ
"Ya gotta draw a line somewhere."- AJ
"There's REAL McDonald's here."- AJ
"I like to wear Polaroid."- AJ
"Maybe now I could get a girlfriend."- AJ
"Howie's a kooky kinda guy..."- AJ
"We've been spotted..."- AJ
"That I’m wearing purple underwear."- AJ
"I don't wanna push a wrong button and unplug everything."- AJ
"I have our bio sheet...I know all about you Kev."- AJ
"I'm doing the weather."- AJ
"You guys have a wonderful day and keep yourself nice and cozy."- AJ
"I'm doin the group decisions here."- AJ
"I'm gonna kick somebody's butt."- AJ
"I'm just an all around great son, even tho I'm a pain in the ass."- AJ
"What the heck dude?"- AJ
"Her and her MOTHER!?!?"- AJ
"He was a turtle baby..."- AJ
"Have we ever SHARED?"- AJ
"Are there any single women in Australia?"- Nick
"No, they're all taken, Nick."- AJ
"Now Brian and Kevin are married, so no one likes them anymore."- AJ
"Don’t flub it up..."- Brian
"Flub, flub, flub!"- AJ
"They said please..."- AJ
"Aahh, you flubber!"- AJ
"Would you take me seriously?"- AJ
"Is that the toilet?"- AJ
"I drink beer."- AJ
"I will not be serving any alcoholic beverages...except to myself so ha ha ha ha ha."- AJ
"South AFRICA you DILDO!"- Kevin
"Kevin just called me a dildo."- AJ
"You can kiss my ass."- AJ
"And I'm like Jesus, now I gotta go onstage after you tell me that?"- AJ
"If you don't mind my asking, what the hell happened to you?"- AJ
"Man, I got hat head!"- AJ
"I KNEW he was gonna say that."- AJ
"Someday when I get to be as old as Kevin and Brian"- AJ
"Cuz I'm insane...and I was bored"- AJ
"We're gonna get in trouble we gotta go"- Howie
"We're gonna get arrested"- Kevin
"Had to do it...we just had to do it...dammit"- AJ
"The Backstreet way...that's the right way"- AJ
"Out of all these years man you finally got out of the wink phase"- AJ
"They saved the best for last...ya right"- AJ
"I guess I had that one comin."- AJ
"Did we come in the right door?"- AJ
"I'd pay $10,000 to go on a date with Howie"- AJ
"Chill, we got time for that"- AJ