Kevin Quotes
(About Kev)
The guys came out to sing the encore song of "Drowning" (which I love) and right when the intro starts, a girl jumps on stage and attaches herself to poor Kevin!!!! The band stops playing, and the rest of the fellas are just watching as 3 very large security guards tired to get one very tiny girl off of him. They FINALLY did, and they pulled her offstage kicking and screaming. The song started up again, and Brian is standing in the middle of the stage singing his part while Howie and Nick start re-creating the scene jumping on each other, and then AJ runs and hugs Kevin, who seems not to be phased at all. So we have Brian standing singing, and the rest of the guys on the floor. Then its Howies turn. Brian who had been missing out on the fun went and picked up Aj. Howie changed the words to the song to fit the occasion. Instead of singing "cant imagine life without your love" he sang "Cant imagine why that girl just jumped on Kev...she tried to rip his clothes off..." It was a nice way to end the evening. All in all, it was great. The guys looked great, sang great, entertained us, and among other things did a whole lot of booty shaking!
Thanks guys for once again making me smile!
"That's phat to death."- Kevin
"It's in the key of AJ."- Kevin
"When all else fails you just gotta grab it with your fingers."- Kevin
"Those guys to the left are our biggest fans."- Kevin
"Sorry bro."- Kevin
"I've noticed that in this interview that Nick has just been talkin WAY too much."- Kevin
"Course we were all on our best behavior."- Kevin
"Well, it's about a 4 hour drive to Berlin...I guess she's goin with us. Maybe she'll fall off."- Kevin
"His dancing SUCKED!"- Kevin
"We're here DAHLING!!!"- Kevin
"When you get this tape back and it's whack...we're sorry."- Kevin
"AJ's got lipstick...."- Kevin
"Mom never let me have girls up in my room."- Kevin
"What a rude, rude young man."- Kevin
"Of course I went out and blew all the money"- Kevin
"We'd leave the airport over in Europe and come back here...and there'd be like...crickets chirping."- Kevin
"Actually, whenever we go out in public, AJ starts singin."- Kevin
"Scary, spooky, shrubbery..."- Kevin
"It looks like your thing...you know your THING...ya, your THING!!!"- Kevin
"See, I let you drive and look what happens."- Kevin
"We'll date anybody."- Kevin
"I'll just sit over here by the fax machine."- Kevin
"Chili Pepper."- Kevin
"This is what LA does to ya...freaks ya out man."- Kevin
"He gets his eyebrows from me...can you tell we're cousins now?"- Kevin
"You're gonna poke my eye out."- Kevin
"I guess this room would bring out the animal in anybody."- Kevin
"Good landing."- Kevin
"As you can see they're all really interested in what they're watching."- Kevin
"Lemme peek around the corner and make sure no ones undressed."- Kevin
"Chicken tortilla things."- Kevin
"It's hard for AJ to go outside."- Kevin
"We're tryin not to mess up the dance steps right now."- Kevin
"Think they got that coat in a brighter yellow bro?"- Kevin
"That's sweet of you Howard..."- Kevin
"That was an inadvertent buzzer."- Kevin
"You guys are the ones with the dirty minds."- Kevin
"Make sure that's locked."- Kevin
"We're never in one place long enough to GET a handicap..."- Kevin
"It's gettin deep in here."- Kevin
"Where do I stick this?"- Kevin
"Did you bring cookies this time?"- Kevin
"What's your scent Nick? Dial soap."- Kevin
"That's the word of the day, Brainfarts."- Kevin
"Oh! Take your hooters!"- Kevin
"Brian plays golf in the ice cold weather."- Kevin
"Sometimes the business sucks."- Kevin
"I was ready to hang on a palm tree."- Kevin
"You know you've made it when people start makin fun of you."- Kevin
"ALRIGHT BABY!"- Kevin
"What was that bone?"- Kevin
"I wanna see the lady dancers shake their booties."- Kevin
"I’d take some of my eyebrows off and make them into a hairtransplant. I have enough for everyone."- Kevin
"AJ did break wind."- Kevin
"You weren't listening to Nick, he totally introed that correctly."- Kevin
"I'm gonna have to go to the ear, nose and throat specialist now."- Kevin
"Lou, Lou, Lou..."- Kevin
"We wish he would just....go away."- Kevin
"He's the penny pincher."- Kevin
"What? A1 Steak Sauce?"- Kevin
"I suppose you think that's funny?"- Kevin
"Why do we need to do it again?"- Kevin
"Who the heck is directing this show anyway? Just kidding!"- Kevin
"That was one of the cheesy ass parts...."- Kevin
"It's the hurry up and wait business of show business."- Kevin
"This is the way to travel right here y'all...daaaannng."- Kevin
"This is some Michael Jackson shit right here."- Kevin
"Kids....playin with the microphone...you'd think they'd never touched one before. You'd think they'd never seen a microphone before."- Kevin
"You can tell there's a camera on...that's what you can tell."- Kevin
"You're gonna run up in a lamp post."- Kevin
"I told you we were gonna hit somethin and we did."- Kevin
"South AFRICA you DILDO!"- Kevin
"...but Nick's consistently funky."- Kevin
"You even pull your cheeks apart. You lean over to do it man!"- Brian
"One time in Europe we were onstage and Nick let one go, and it was like a green film."- Brian
"We're men...we do it loud and proud."- Howie
"All right...enough about the farting."- Kevin
"Ok, I'll rub one out every once in awhile."- Kevin
"I think Kevin knows the dates...why don't you tell em Kevin."- Nick
"I know what?"- Kevin
"What are you shakin your head about?"- Kevin
"You are TOTALLY wrong."- Howie
"Did I lose you?"- Kevin
"Shoot they couldn't find me if they had to"- Kevin
"Man that's gon be a large phone bill"- Kevin
"The song is about um....what exactly is it about Kevin?"- Nick
"I had a brain fart"- Nick
"That's what I was gonna say"- Nick
"He's a little nervous today"- Kevin
"We're gonna get in trouble we gotta go"- Howie
"We're gonna get arrested"- Kevin
"Had to do it...we just had to do it...dammit"- AJ
"If the police we'll let us...we'll be here"- Kevin
"DocumenTARIES"- Nick
"What'd I say?"- Nick
"DocumenTARY is kinda like a secretary."- Kevin
"You want some caffeine?"- Kevin
"Could we have some caffeine...cuz I need some..."- Kevin
"This is the underworld"- Kevin
"WAIT WAIT WAIT Does anyone out there have a request?"- Kevin
"Hi I'm Kevin, can I hang out with you forever?"- Kevin
"I like legs"- Kevin
"We're always bein in a tiff."- Kevin