those headings explained...

when the seagulls follow the trawler... Pondering over the wisdom of those headings under the musings section? Well ponder no more, for the mystery shall be unraveled below. Only if you had some knowledge of the football world, that is.

If I get on a bike, I feel that I could win the Tour de France
---Manchester United's Eric Cantona speaks
You can have a whole row if you like!
---Wimbledon’s Warren Barton when asked for spare tickets for the Dons’ next home game
You have to take him warts and all
---George Graham on Arsenal’s Ian Wright---warts and all. ('94)
I thought they’d shut that place down
---Alex Ferguson looks forward to re-visiting Galatasary in the European Cup ('94)
I can’t score goals from the subs bench
---Sir Gary Lineker on the controversial substitution marking the end of his international career as England crashed out of Sweden ’92.
If I don’t go out at night, I don’t score goals
---Romario on his pre-match routine ('94)
He has to choose between being rich or super rich
---Johan Cruyff tries to woo Dennis Bergkamp to Barcelona. The Dutch striker chose moneybags Inter Milan instead.
I would like to give Gascoigne a telling off, but I have to find him first
---Lazio president Sergio Cragnotti searching for the elusive Gazza ('94)
I want to make a contribution towards helping humanity
---What a guy, Jurgen Klinsmann
They cut my legs off when I had the chance to recover and my soul is broken.
---Diego Maradonna sprouts crap after his positive drugs test at World Cup' 94
(The first wasn't a foul, so I thought) If they want a foul, I'll give them a foul.
---Foul-mooded Eric Cantona gets his marching orders at Highbury
I've landed in the hot seat here. It's very, very hot indeed.
---New Tottenham Hotspur manager Ossie Ardiles settles in (93)
It's all swollen and black and blue.
---Tottenham defender Justin Edinburgh describes the state of his injured organs. Ouch.(94)
My knees are wearing out and I don't have any say in the matter.
---the ageing Paul McGrath, poor bloke(93)