Alright, since when does the number of candles on your cake determine the level of your maturity and decide on your boundaries and limitations? Especially with this whole "You can't voice your opinion in society until you are atleast 18 years of age". I mean for the most part, age is in fact an accurate determination of one's intellectual ability, however it is nothing more than a stereotype that is more than often incorrect. Like in my case ::cough cough::. I find it extremely insulting when I am looked down upon and treated inferior because the gap between the amount of time from which I was excreted from my Mother's crotch (figure is not to be disclosed at this time), isn't quite as large as other peoples. They're probably just jealous because I have less wrinkles on my a$$ (and believe me I have them). But that doesn't mean I'm quite as ignorant as the invalid apes I'm ashamed to call my "peers". Yet I am categorized based on a ball-park figure, not by *actual* facts or events. I mean come on now, some 63 year old bigot hick out in the middle of bum-fuck-nowhere who's favorite pastime is going up to innocent little girls and saying "Hey baby wanna wrastle?!" with his toothless grin and mysterious trail of flies circling around his genital area is allowed to vote for the person who runs this Country and indirectly decides the fate of every citizen in America, yet *I* probably can't even wipe my own a$$ legally. Fair? Ha! I think not! Oh and another thing, I'm sick of people coming up to me acting all "suave" and trying their hardest to get in my pants, then when I admit my true and accurate age, all of a sudden they've got somewhere *really* important they have to be. Well to all of those ignorant a$$holes: Had you done your homework you then would have acquired the knowledge that I am in fact "legal" in all sexual ways. Well, wrapping things up with this topic, the moral of my "bitching" is... Age is NOTHING but a fucking number!! Get OVER it!! ::makes a dramatic exit::
I want to hear Sally bitch some more!
Shut the fuck up you whiney cunt and take me home!
