CHEATING:
Alright, cheating is a subject that pisses me off more than just about anything. I don't mean "Suzie moved twice during Checkers when my head was turned", I'm talking about having your heart ripped apart when you finally find out your boyfriend/girlfriend has fucked up (no pun intended) a promise you held very sacred to you and hurt you worse than you ever could have imagined, over an act that apparantly "didn't mean a thing I swear!". I mean if you honestly love someone and commit to them and tell them they are the only person you want to be with and blah blah blah, and then you fuck around behind their back, then everything you said becomes completely worthless. And if you "love" someone, why the Hell would you put them through that kind of pain? I doubt you'd be all fine and dandy if they did it to you. And don't give me that "I'm a man, I have needs!" bullshit, if that's the case then you don't need to be getting into a serious relationship to begin with. If you're a so called "man" then you should "prove" your love for the other person by maybe keeping your dick in your pants.
*I'm* a woman and *I* have needs, if my lover can't satisfy me, my fingers will! I have enough respect for whoever I'm with at the time to not break their heart and give them a venereal disease to top things off. And don't think "he/she will never find out" because that's bullshit. When your girlfriend goes in for her annual Papsmear and ends up finding out she has Chlamydia or something worse, she's not stupid, she knows she didn't catch it from sharing straws. And I am aware that it's not just men who cheat, women hold their share of the blame (I *not* being one of them). These are just examples. Anyway, if there is a lesson to be learned here it's this... Well two of them actually... 1. To everyone who has pledged to be faithful to their lover, you Men out there need to learn how to keep it zipped and you Women need to learn to keep your legs closed. You people disgust me! And as for lesson 2. it is this... If you ever decide to get into a monogamous relationship with me, and you violate that... kiss your precious genitals goodbye! Thank you and goodnight.
I want to hear Sally bitch some more!
Shut the fuck up you whiney cunt and take me home!
