FAKE PERSONALITIES:
Alright, I have witnessed in my short little lifetime more fakeness than I care to ever encounter. It has become incredibly rare to meet someone who actually exposes their true personality. Just about everyone puts on a fake and insincere charm to milk someone for something that they want. It makes me sick! Fucking be yourself, chances are no one's going to like you anyway. I'm sorry but compliments and come-on's mean absolutely nothing unless they are genuine. So the lesson here is this... If I catch you acting fake to me, I'll slap you in the fucking face!
I want to hear Sally bitch some more!
Shut the fuck up you whiney cunt and take me home!