POP-UP ADS:
It's official... As of November 1st, 1999, ~*DDevil's Playground*~ has been at war with Angelfire. When I first created this website, I made it on Angelfire solely because it was basically the only "free" web-host without those annoying little pop-up ads we've all grown to detest. But as my luck goes... only a few short months after the conception of ~*DDevil's Playground*~, all of Angelfire's clients were promptly informed that annoying little pop-up ads would be placed on EVERY section of EVERY part of our pages thus making them irritating to look at and just plain tacky. Well, my first reaction (after the tears had dried and I could finally catch my breath again) was to pick up and move to another server. However then it dawned on me the countless hours I spent perfecting my precious little web-chunk of debauchery, and the thought of doing that all over again was enough to want to make me bang my head against the wall (pre-school style). So this would be my apology for all of the pop-up ads and banners that will continue to harass you out of nowhere throughout my website and scream out "Whoa look at me! I popped up out of nowhere, click on me RIGHT NOW cause I want attention!" I have never once clicked on a pop-up ad... They just don't strike my fancy I suppose, I really don't understand the point of having them, they make me want to throw a butter knife through my computer screen.
I want to hear Sally bitch some more!
Shut the fuck up you whiney cunt and take me home!