ATTENTION-SEEKING SUICIDE ATTEMPTS:
Now suicide is a very serious issue so it's time to get serious. Basically I have absolutely no compassion at all for the spoiled little rich kids who think of suicide as a prime way of receiving extra attention. "Wah wah wah... the big man on campus asked someone else to the prom because I have a pimple on my nose... I'll show him!" "Daddy won't order my $75,000 car in dark purple to match my dress, I just wanna die!" Now don't think that I am a cold, compassionless person (which I am but that's besides the point), I think suicide is a positive thing if the person really has a reason to want to kill themselves... Imagine yourself as a 73 year old amputee living in a rotted old cardboard box in -20 degree weather... Your only companion is your little brown monkey named "Eddie" who dances for nickels (your only source of income I might add)... And guess what? Some crazy teenagers decided to skin poor Eddie and leave his carcass in your box/house as a little present for you. And did I mention you have a flesh-eating disease? Oh and you're a recovering eBay addict (Which is how you first came to live in your cozy little cardboard box)... If your life is like this then yeah... Suicide is definitely the way to go. Otherwise shut your fucking face.
I want to hear Sally bitch some more!
Shut the fuck up you whiney cunt and take me home!
