PHYSICAL EDUCATION:
It's time we expose physical education for what it REALLY is!! Sadistic labor perpetrated by pedophiliac perverts who want to watch you "sweat" in skimpy little gym shorts. Have you ever noticed that P.E. teachers everywhere always seem to MAKE you order your gym clothes exactly 1 size too small? And have you noticed that 99.9% of all female P.E. teachers are hard-core DYKES?! And do you notice that when they FORCE you to get naked in front of the other girls, that they tend to be watching a little too closely? Coincidence?! HA! I think not!!
P.E. is a worthless waste of precious energy and it really pisses me off that school's make it MANDATORY that you learn how to throw a football. I for one (and I don't stand alone here) would much prefer to live a sport-free existence and would rather chew off my big toe than hit a ball with a wooden stick. I have never been a very athletic person nor have I ever wanted to be. In fact I have never completed "the mile" in anything less than 20 minutes... For Sally does not run... Plain and simple. I remember the days when I would go into Gym class... I never did submit to "their rules." Sally is a rebel gosh-darnit! If I don't want to swing a tennis racket, by golly I'll sit on the bleachers and pout! Ah, those horrible sounds still echo in my eardrums, "Get down and give me 30!" Well, I hate to have to tell you this sweetheart, but testosterone is for boys. ;) Now I'm a reasonable person ::trying to keep a straight face:: I can understand teaching kids the importance of exercising and sustaining your existence in this world-gone-mad for an extra 2 years, but I don't want to have ANYTHING to do with sports!! For sports do not exist in *my* world. I remember taking my mid-term exam in 9th grade physical education. The test consisted of questions such as "how many quarter backs are on a football team" and something about the slang terms for certain plays. Recognizing the silliness of the test and being the "rebel" that I am, I refused to take it and was promptly told by my dyke teacher with the hairy legs that "I would never graduate high school or amount to anything" if I didn't pass that test. Are these people insane?!?! "Gee whiz, I can't perform rocket science if I don't know the correct way to kick a football, what ever shall I do?!" Well, this is what I have to say to all of those penis-envying, man-wanna-be pedophile dyke teachers out there... ::sticks her middle finger in the air and spits in their faces:: Suck my clit you dyke bitches!!
*This li'l rant n' rave is dedicated to my special li'l lady friend Miss Kelsey Clitoris whom I love with all of my heart*
I want to hear Sally bitch some more!
Shut the fuck up you whiney cunt and take me home!
