GodCo

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What's New?

Josh here. Sorry for the lack of updates, but half our team is with Elliott, roaming the vast rice fields of China, spreading GodCo goodness to all the less fortunate. But expect a more substantial update in God knows when.

What's Old?

January 17, 2001 - Greetings, True Believers! As another week passes by, a typical investor/customer couldn't help but take notice in the wild adventures we here at GodCo have been experiencing. Check out In the News for the latest.

Mission Statement

We here at GodCo want to make sure our customers are given the highest quality in products, service, and entertainment. It is with this in mind that we offer Sexy Dance Night^TM, every Thursday Night. So get naked and shake that groove thang.

In addition to Sexy Dance Night^TM, GodCo offers a wide variety of Biblical Merchandise. These days, people seem to be searching for answers to many questions. "Why am I here?" "What is my purpose?" "What's wrong with that guy's face?" Many questions, indeed. GodCo is the answer to all your problems. From the cuddly Jesus Jellyfish with Tentacle of Love^TM(sold seperately),God has commanded you to spend, spend, spend! Besides, it increases your chances of getting into heaven.

GodCo is committed to giving back, as well. We're perfectly happy in paying Jesus and his associates all the royalties they deserve... all they have to do is ask.