Disclaimers: I do not own Dragonball Z. I wish I did though...don't
We all? Also, I don't own Star Wars and a bunch of other
Stuff mentioned in the fic!
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Time: 7:30am
Day: Saturday
Year: ????
Place: Earth (an alternate one at that!)
It had been 24 hours since Goku had vanished from, what it seemed, the face of the earth. And everyone was worried about him...except Vegeta who was so traumatized by the attack, he had been unconscious for the entire night.
"Oh, Goku...I miss you sooooo much!" Chi Chi grabbed Piccolo and cried into his chest. "Oh, what am I going to do? My Goku has been kidnapped, and the only clue I have is pink...WAHHHHH!" Piccolo being uncomfortable in this type of pushed Chi Chi rather roughly away from him.
"Look. We are going to find Son, OK? We have a clue that the chipmunk gave us, and that clue was pink." Piccolo stood and walked over to the window and gazed out. "The problem is...there is a lot of things that are pink. Anyone have any ideas?" Piccolo asked the group.
"Well....there is this store called the Limited Too! Vegeta really likes takes Bra there to buy her clothes. The whole store is pink, so maybe that is what the chipmunk meant!" Bulma said while patting the unconscious Vegeta's head. Bulma looked down at her husband and sighed. "My poor Veggie-chan."
Snickering erupted in the room. "Vegeta likes to take Bra to a store decorated all in pink?" Yamcha smirked at Vegeta's unconscious form on the sofa. Bulma looked up and nodded. "Yeah, though I don't know why..."
Giggling circled the room for a while, then died down as Tien asked a question. "So Bulma. Are you saying that Goku has been taken captive by a clothing chain?"
"Well, perhaps they wanted to design gi's for the female warrior! And they took Goku for an example! That makes sense to me!" Bulma crossed her arms and smiled at the group.
"No it doesn't! If they wanted to make a woman's desingn of Goku's gi, why didn't they just aske him. I say that we all go to the city and search for clues! Who's with me?" Trunks stood and help his left fist in the air. "Together, I know we can beat this 'Phantom Menace' and restore order to the galaxy! Join me, and you will see the truth! Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa!"
The room stared in silence at Trunks who began to jump up and down on the sofa.
Goten gave his best friend a concerned look. "Trunks, I think you are thinking about this a little too much." Goten stood and walked towards the door. "But I do agree with you about heading to the city to look for clues. Let's go! The more we wait, the more we will never see my Dad again."
The group nodded and began to go out side. Trunks began to calm down, and he also followed them out. Bulma looked down at her husband and shook him gently. "Veggie-chan? Wake-up!" said Bulma sweetly. Bulma waited for a response. When there was none, she began to lose her temper. "Vegeta! Get your lazy butt up NOW! They need your help to find Goku!" Bulma pushed Vegeta off the sofa and he landed with a thud on the floor.
"Woman, what is wrong with you. How dare you push me on the floor like that? If you weren't my mate, I would kill you!" Vegeta rose and brushed off his blue spandex. "I am going outside to get some air. It smells like pathetic humans in here." Vegeta turned and walked out side to be greeted with the Z-team. Juuhachigou turned saw Vegeta and started to laugh.
Vegeta growled. "Don't say anything Robot." Juuhachigou just smirked at Vegeta when Gohan excitedly issued commands.
"Okay! We are all going to head to Satan City and look for clues there! Well, is everybody ready to head off?"
"Gohan, Juuhachigou and I are going to drop off Pan and Marron at Master Roshi's house. We will meet you in the city in a few hours." Videl and Juuhachigou took their respective child and took off to Kame House.
"Come on woman, let's get this over with so I can go back home and train. After all, I have better things to do than search for that third-class baka!" Vegeta grabbed Bulma and flew off towards the city.
Piccolo, Gohan, Krillian Yamcha, Tien, Trunks and Goten began to follow when Chi Chi stopped them. "You had better bring back Goku, or there will be HFIL to pay!" Chi Chi warned the group. Gohan looked at his mother with confusion. "Mother, why are you threatening us? You should be threatening the people who took dad!"
Chi Chi just stared at him
"Heh, heh, okay! We will find him Mom. Let's go!" The Z-Team flew off into the air, leaving an angry Chi Chi behind.
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"Looks like we are the first ones here Vegeta." Bulma looked around at her surroundings. As she gazed around, her eyes came to rest upon the Satan City Mall, and there was something that caught Bulma's eye.
"Vegeta! Look! There is a whole bunch of pink over there at the mall. In fact, there is a banner that says, 'Pink Day'. I think we have found our first clue, let's go!" Bulma grabbed Vegeta and proceeded to drag him towards the shop, but he yanked his arm away.
"I am not going in there! It's too girly." Vegeta muttered.
"But Vegeta, if we don't search for clues, we will never find out who took Goku." Bulma pleaded. Vegeta just turned up his nose at her.
"Fine be that way! I will go do it myself, you big jerk! I'll remember this!" Bulma turned and walked into the shop leaving Vegeta standing in the middle of the square.
After a few minutes, Vegeta looked around and saw Bulma was not there with him anymore. "Where did the woman go now....she had better not have gotten lost." Vegeta walked into another part of the mall and began his search for Bulma.
When Vegeta walked in, he was bombarded with pink balloons, pink paper strewn about him, and pink...perfume? "What is this stench?" Vegeta coughed. A woman's face popped into view. "Hello sir, did you like this perfume I just sprayed on you? Would you like to buy it for your wife or girlfriend?"
Vegeta was not to thrilled with having perfume sprayed on him. "Stupid human! I am a man! I do not wear perfume! I will not give such a horrid perfume sent to my mate! And how do I get this stinking stuff of me?"
The saleswoman frowned. "It is a new type of perfume. It will last 24 hours." The saleswoman then smirked at Vegeta. "So until 24 hours are up, you will be smelling like a pink rose. Good day sir." The saleswoman walked away laughing.
"This cannot be happening! There has to be away to get this stuff off me!" Vegeta took off walking in a quick pace through the crowd to find the men's room. When Vegeta found one, he saw a line outside of the restroom.
"Huh? It is the woman's room that is supposed to have the long lines not the men's!" Vegeta growled as he suppressed the urge to blast the humans out of the way. He just walked quietly to the back of the line.
"Daddy, that man smells like mommy." Vegeta looked down into the eyes of a 4 year old boy with his father. The father looked at his son and then looked Vegeta up and down. After sniffing the air, he made a disgusted face. "Son, don't look at the strange man. He smells like flowers and is wearing tight spandex. And what is our little song for such people?"
The boy smiled. "Bad song daddy...Oh daddy! He also looks like 'Sonic the Hedgehog' of my game at home..."
Vegeta blew up. "I am going to kill you humans! I am the Prince of Saiyans and how dare you offend me!" Vegeta charged up a ki blast that knocked everyone in the line in front of him off their feet. Vegeta took this opportunity to run into the restroom.
"Stupid perfume! Get off of me!" Vegeta scrubbed his hands and face with soap and water. "Oh! It's all over my body! Hm...I guess I can quickly strip and wash this stuff off. I will not tolerate this embarrassment any longer!" Vegeta began to strip in the public restroom. His spandex was only halfway down, when an officer walked in.
"Whoa there buddy! Not only are you in trouble for causing a public ruckus, but also indecent exposure. Come with me." The man walked over and grabbed Vegeta's arm.
"Let go of me human scum! I am not in the mood for your 'games', so don't make me kill you." Vegeta pushed the officer away.
The officer was not to thrilled. "Listen you! Not only are you in trouble for indecent exposure and causing a ruckus, you are also being charged in resisting arrest!"
Vegeta smirked. "Shut-up, you baka. I pay your salary remember? Anyway, didn't I see your butt getting kicked last night on 'Cops'?"
The officer growled and lunged at Vegeta and tugged at Vegeta's spandex. "What are you doing? Get off me!" Vegeta grabbed the officer and threw him against the wall. The officer groggily grabbed his walkie-talkie and called, "Officer down. Need back up. Suspect is half dressed in spandex, is short and stubby, with spiky hair...and he smells like a girl...ughhh." The officer fell unconscious. Vegeta growled and ran out of the restroom into the mall.
"Woman, WOMAN! Where are you?" bellowed Vegeta at the top of his voice through the nosy crowd. When there was no answer, he screamed, "Stupid woman! I demand you answer me before I am forced to blow this entire mall up in one gigantic ball of fire. I hate humans, I hate pink, and I hate smelling like a flowers!" yelled Vegeta as he began to power up.
"AHHHH!!! There is a half naked man who is going to kill us all! RUN!" a woman yelled. The entire mall started running towards the nearest exits, trying to escape the 'crazy man'.
"Hey you! You have 10 seconds to surrender before we shoot!" an officer yelled behind Vegeta. The officer clicked his gun and held it to Vegeta's face, trembling. "You had better stop resisting arrest and come with me before you regret it...sir."
Vegeta looked at the officer and powered down. "Human, add this up for me. A ton of sawdust, a ton of old newspaper, and a ton of lard. Now, do you have all that in you head?"
The officer scratched his head. "Yeah...Yeah I do!" he said excitedly.
Vegeta laughed as he charged up a ki blast and pointed towards the officer. "Thought so." Vegeta blasted the officers away...but since he was a nicer Saiyan now, he left them alive except for a few broken ribs and legs.
"There I didn't kill you. But I left you with some broken bones...oh, well. You'll live." Vegeta yawned as he was plastered with a...paintball?
"Nani? Paint...PINK!?! HOW?" Vegeta said as he looked down at himself. His chest was covered in pink paint, and his blue spandex was now pink also. "This...is making me sooo angry...."
"HOLD IT BUDDY! If you do not surrender in 3 sec, I will blast you with another round. The officer aimed the paint blaster towards him. "This paint it traced with anesthesia, for humans you will be falling asleep very soon."
"Well, I am not a human. You die!" Vegeta flew at the officer picked him up and threw him out the second story window. "Now I have to take all of my spandex off." Vegeta stripped down to his boxers and threw the spandex on the floor. "I need more clothes, now!" Vegeta took of running down the hall in search for a store, when a man dressed in a gray suit stopped him.
"Are you the Saiyan called Vegeta?" the man asked.
"Do you want me to kill you?" Vegeta glared at the man.
"Yes, you are him. Goku was right in his description of you."
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"Oh wow! Vegeta is going to love this new dress I got for me. Also I think he will like the pink rose perfume also!" Bulma rummaged deeper into her bag and giggled. "And oh! These pink pants, socks, shoes and hat will go just great with the pink Badman shirt he has! I cannot wait to give it to him!" Bulma walked some more, when she heard a loud noise coming from behind him.
Bulma turned around and saw a whole bunch of people running towards the exits of the mall. "What is going on? Can someone tell me?" Bulma yelled at the top of her lungs, but to no avail, since no one even looked her way.
More people ran past her without acknowledging her, when she was finally fed up. "Hey you! I demand you tell me what is going on back there!" Bulma said as she grabbed a teenage boy.
"The...rree...is a half-naked man who is wearing spandex, blasting the place apart, lady! NOW LET ME GO!" the boy pushed Bulma away, and took off. "Vegeta!"
Bulma exclaimed as she took down the hall.
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"Who are you?" Vegeta asked indifferently to the mysterious man. The unidentified man laughed. "I am the one who you are seeking...I have Son Goku."
Vegeta just continued to stare indifferently.
"We have a diabolical plan in store with him." The man said.
Vegeta yawned and scratched his head.
The man shifted uncomfortably. "Uh...aren't you concerned or interested in any way?" Vegeta shrugged. "Like I care if you have Kakarrot. In fact, I was hoping that he was dead or something. But since he is alive, lead me to him so I can be the one to destroy him."
"Uh..no. Is there someone I can get a better reaction to on this subject?" the man asked Vegeta. As if on cue, Bulma ran into the scean.
"VEGETA! Why are you wearing just your boxers? Where are you clothes, why are there a bunch of half-dead cops lying back there, and why do you smell like a girl?" Bulma sniffed Vegeta and made a face at him. "Vegeta...is there something you are not telling me..."
"Shut-up Woman!" Vegeta turned his glare back towards the mysterious man. "This guy says that he has Kakarrot and he wants a audience to give him an appropriate reaction, so since you're here you give it to him. I am going to get some clothes." Vegeta said.
"Here Vegeta! I already bought clothes for you. Put them on!" Bulma threw the bag to Vegeta.
Bulma watched till Vegeta disappeared then she turned back to address the man. "OK. You have my full attention. Where's Goku? Is he alright?"
"Son Goku is fine...for now as long as you comply with our wishes. We have him locked up in a tank full of ice cream. He is very happy."
"Humph! So that is how you kept Goku sedated. You give him all the ice cream he wants and he won't try to escape." Bulma said.
"Yes. Food is Goku's weakness and we are taking advantage of it. Laugh with me! Ha Ha Ha Haaa...your not laughing." The man said as he looked down at Bulma.
"What do you want? How do we get Goku back?" Bulma glared at the man suspiciously.
"I want your soul...."
"My...my...soul?" Bulma placed her hands over her chest and started to walk backwards.
"No, no! I meant Soldiers. I kinda lost my breath on the word...sorry."
"It's ok. So you want the Z-Team?"
"Yes. Bring Son Gohan, Yamcha, Ma Junior or otherwise known as Piccolo, Krillian, Tien, Trunks and Goten. And if possible, bring Chi Chi, Juuhachigou and Videl. Here is my address." The man handed Bulma a piece of paper.
"Why do you want Videl and Juuhachi' for?" Bulma questioned.
"Well...some of the guys want to meet them. And their wives want to know what it is like having them as husbands. Also they want to meet you to...after all you are married to Vegeta." The man turned and began to walk away. "Be there at the address by 12:00 high noon tomorrow, or you will never see Goku again."
The man continued walking until he was out the door.
Bulma read the address. " 234 Fushigi Drive, Rutabaga City." Bulma stuffed the paper in her purse and went to get Vegeta.
She found Vegeta setting on the bench, shaking. He had on the pink outfit, but he didn't look too happy. Vegeta turned and saw Bulma. "Woman, why did you get me this out fit?"
"It was on sale. Plus it brought out the color in your eyes...I though."
"WHAT COLOR? MY EYES ARE BLACK...OH! Let's get out of here, get the others, find Kakarrot and then I am going home!" Vegeta grabbed Bulma around the waist and flew out of the mall.
"Vegeta?"
"What."
"You still smell like a rose." Bulma giggled.
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