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Author's note: Here is a special lesson that Vegeta learns. Look for one around Christmas and the New Year. I plan to post one on every holiday. There will also be some other special ones like this. =^_^=
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Vegeta was sitting infront of the TV just minding his own business when Bulma came in. She sat down next to him. "Ah I am so stressed!"
"What is it that you want?" He knew that look. She only wore that look when she wanted something. And this time it was something big.
"Chibi Trunk's parents come to school day is tomorrow and I can't make it. He wanted me to go with him so bad too."
"And you want me to go with him?"
"Yes."
"There is no way! I don't do your cultures stupid rituals anymore!"
"This isn't a holiday Vegeta! All you have to do is sit with Trunks. That is it. And if you don't..."
"Yeah I know the deal. I will sleep on the couch for a month and the gravity chamber will be detroyed. Fine! I will go, but if I have to do anything else..." He was interupted by Bulma kissing him.
"Thank you Veggie chan! Trunks, I got Daddy to go with you!" Mirai Trunks stepped into the room.
"What did you get Vegeta to do?"
"Oh sorry honey, not you. I was talking to Chibi Trunks. His parents come to school day is tomorrow and I can't make it so Vegeta will be going for me." Mirai Trunks burst up laughing. Since he already went through this he knew exactly what was going to happen. Vegeta eyed him curiously.
"If he is laughing then I am not going!"
"But you have to! You know the deal."
"Damn that deal! Fine I will go!"
"Chibi Trunks, come here!" The little kid bounded down the stairs. He looked over to his mom. "Daddy is going with you to your class tomorrow!"
"Yeah! Daddy, guess what! Goten and his dad are going to be there. And my teacherl is gonna have food for you. AND WE GET TO SING!"
"Oh Dende, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mirai Trunks began to roll on the floor laughing. His day was pretty boring, but this sounded interesting.
"Chibi Trunks, let me come with you."
"Brother is gonna come too! Yeah!" Since Mirai Trunks spent a lot of time with them Chibi Trunks got into the habit of calling him brother. Bulma was smiling. Mirai Trunks was cracking up. Vegeta was praying to Dende and Chibi Trunks was telling him everything that they were going to do.
Vegeta stepped into the class room with Mirai Trunks and Chibi Trunks. The room was filled with parents and students. Goku, Piccolo and Goten were sitting in one of the corners. Gohan followed them into the room. "Why are all of you Sons here?!"
"I am the teacher Vegeta. Piccolo comes here when he is bored and Dad is here for Goten. Hey Mirai."
"I wasn't talking to you nerd! I was talking to myself!"
"Just don't curse in here Vegeta."
"I don't give a damn!"
"I said don't curse! Geez Vegeta, you are so annoying. Just take your seat." Gohan pointed to the seat next to Goku.
"Next to Kakorrot! There is no way."
"I am incharge here and you will obey me."
"Whatever." Mirai Trunks was trying not to laugh too hard. Chibi Trunks smiled and sat down next to Goten. Goku greeted his friend.
"Vman, glad you could make it."
"Shut up Kakorrot. I am not in the mood. And don't call me Vman!" Gohan motioned for everyone to stop talking.
"Hello every body and welcome to Satan Elementary school. I am the second grade teacher Mr. Son. Today we are going to start off with your childrens art work. I believe that art frees the mind so we spend a good amount of time painting and singing. First the children would like to show you their paintings." All of the kids got out their paintings and handed them to their parents. In the back corner Piccolo, Vegeta, Mirai Trunks, and Goku studied the two paintings. Chibi Trunk's painting was of Goku beating Vegeta. Normally Gohan would not allow violence in the class room, but he made an exception for this. Goten's drawing was of Shenlon the dragon. Goku hugged his son and told him that he was proud of him. Vegeta was still staring at his son's painting. Mirai Trunks took one look at it and burst up laughing.
"When I did this painting I did the same thing." Piccolo couldn't understand the purpose of the painting, but he liked Chibi Trunk's painting. Vegeta was still staring at it. Finally he spoke up.
"What the heck is this supposed to be?" Chibi Trunks pointed to the pictures while explaining.
"That is you and that is Goku beating you!" Vegeta took another look at it.
"Brat! Why would you paint that!?"
"Because Goku beat you the morning when I painted it. It was the only thing that I could think of." Vegeta made a fist with his right hand, but stopped himself from killing the brat. Mirai Trunks was still laughing at him. Vegeta once again feeling that he was king of the universe fired a ki blast at him. Trunks caught it and threw it right back at him. Now Goku started to laugh. Piccolo sat down and meditated until Gohan came back.
"What did you think of their paintings? I know you loved yours Vegeta. Trunks told me all about it." Gohan started to laugh now. "I had better move on to the singing." Gohan made his way to the front of the class. "I hope you all enjoyed your childrens work. Now I would like to move onto singing. We will be singing the DBZ theme song, Rock the Dragon." Gohan moved over to the cassett player and turned it on. Everybody sang but Mirai Trunks who was still laughing, Piccolo, he never sang any way, and Vegeta. Vegeta stared at them all like they were nuts. Chibi Trunks pulled on his pants leg and looked up to him pleadingly. He knew that the brat would tell Bulma so he began to sing. Chibi Trunks smiled and continued to scream out the lyrics. Gohan smiled evily to himself. ~Perfect! Tonight when we are all over at C. Corp I can show this tape of Vegeta singing! MuHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!~ Gohan began his lesson on biology. Vegeta was getting bored so he decided to make a paper football. After about 100 tries Mirai Trunks just made it for him. Vegeta nodded to him. He then looked over to Goku. ~Kakorrot you fool! I shall now dispose of you with my killing paper football attack thingy!~ Vegeta carefully placed the triangle on the table and aimed it so that it would get the most air and speed in hitting Goku. He fired it and it hit Goku in the eye.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! What is wrong with you Vegeta?! Dende! That hurt! Did you think that that was funny?!" Vegeta fell over laughing. Goku came onto him with a series of ki blasts. Gohan saw every moment of it, from the beginning of the paper footballs life till it hit Goku. Goku was winning so he decided not to stop it. Piccolo was also watching.
"Finally some action! Let me get the camera." Piccolo pulled out an instant camera from nowhere and took several pictures of Goku beating Vegeta. When it was over he got a picture of a badly broken Vegeta. Mirai Trunks was having a hard time breathing he was still laughing so hard. Goten gave Vegeta a senzu bean. Vegeta thanked the boy and decided that paper footballs were a waist of time. Chibi Trunks looked at his father angry.
"Daddy, you aren't being good!"
"Vegeta, in this class we stand in the corner when we miss behave." Gohan pointed to the corner closest to him. Vegeta got up and stood in the corner. Piccolo began to take more pictures. Vegeta fired another ki blast at him. Goku knocked it out of the way to protect the camera. Piccolo thanked him and took another picture.
Vegeta was sitting on the couch minding his own business again, when Gohan, Goten, Goku, Piccolo, Mirai Trunks, Chibi Trunks, Piccolo, Bulma, Chichi, and basically the rest of the gang stepped in. He had had enough at the damned school so what were they all doing here? Piccolo had in his hands a photo albulm and Gohan had a video tape. Gohan grinned evily and nodded to Piccolo and his dad. They held down Vegeta while he set up the movie. The entire group laughed at Vegeta. He sat there in horror. ~Oh shit! They taped me! I am gonna kill them all!~ Piccolo then passed around the photo albulm. Goku was getting hungry so he stepped into the kitchen and took all the food for himself. Vegeta watched in horror as he slowly ate everything. Mirai Trunks was on the floor laughing at him. Chibi Trunks was still upset that Vegeta blew up the class room and everyone had to go home. Chichi was hitting him with a frying pan for getting her son fired. Bulma was talking about the deal. Piccolo was telling Nail and Kami everything that was going on.
Vegeta's thought of the day: My son is not going back to that torture room. Not only do they make you sing and paint, but those teachers are evil. One day I will get that Namek and his stupid nerd friend. And of course one day I will surpass Kakorrot. As for his brat Goten. That boy will get a little something extra for the senzu bean. The Mirai brat is going to get the beating of his life if he doesn't stop laughing! And note to self, never fire paper footballs at Kakorrot!~
The End
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Author's note: Vegeta learned the truth about school. So did you all like it? Please review! =^_^=
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