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Vegeta was sitting on the couch minding his own business when the entire Z crew came walking in wearing Indian and Pilgram costumes. "What the hell are all of you bakas doing."
"Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Daddy!"
"What the hell is Thanksgiving?"
"You don't know what Thanksgiving is Vman?"
"Stop calling me Vman Kakorrot! No I don't and I won't find out if you don't tell me!"
"It is my favorite day of the year. Chichi makes the most food ever. We have a big feast and this year it is here at Capsule Corp and we are going to have even more food to eat!" Goku clasped his hands together in joy and stared at the ceiling. "There are potatoes, ham, corn, bread, rice, vegetables, chicken, friut, gravy, and best of all is the Turky! I love Thanksgiving!"
"All that food. What is the purpose of this Thanksgiving?"
"Actually it is an American holiday, but we celebrate it as an excuse to eat."
"That is stupid. Why are you all dressed like baka's."
"Thanksgiving is about when the pilgrims landed at America Daddy, and they had a big feast with the indians there."
"So?"
"It is fun! You get to jump up and down and holler!" Chibi Trunks and Goten jumped and hollered circling Vegeta. Mirai Trunks stared laughing at him. Vegeta fired a ki blast at him. ~Not another stupid human holiday. I am not dressing up!~ Vegeta scowls at the group. Goten and Chibi Trunks, who are very afraid, sit down. Goku starts laughing.
"Don't be afraid of him kids. He will never really hurt you. And if he does come a get me because I am stronger than him!"
Chibi Trunks and Goten reply at the same time. "Okay!" Mirai Trunks falls over laughing.
"KAKORROT!" Vegeta and him have a mini battle that is quickly broken up by Bulma.
"Vegeta! Not in the house! Now get into your indian costume at this instant!"
"I will not dress up like a baka! Do you hear me Woman?!"
"NO! Go!" Vegeta afraid of being blackmailed went to his room to change. He would get Kakorrot back one day.
Chibi Trunks runs up to his mother. "Is Daddy gonna be an Indian too?"
"Yes! And then you can jump around and holler with him!"
"Yeah!" Vegeta comes trudging down the stairs. He looked absolutely ridiculous wearing a chief indians outfit. By now Mirai Trunks was suffocating.
"Shut it Mirai Brat! I am not in the mood." Mirai Trunks continued to laugh. Piccolo walked into the room.
"Bulma, can't I wear my turban? This hat is bothering my tentacles."
"No not you Namek!"
"Vegeta? You look really stupid wearing that. Goku get the camera!" Goku pulled out an instant camera from nowhere and got a picture of Vegeta. Vegeta charged at him with everything he had. Goku laughed and climbed onto his Nimbus took off as fast as the cloud would take him. Vegeta decided not to follow, but to kill the namek instead. He fired a large ki blast at the green man. Piccolo knocked it away.
"Muhahahahahahahaha! I have been training in the room of Spirit and Time! Muhahahahahahahahaha!"
"Curse you Namek! I'll kill you for giving Kakorrot ideas!" Chibi Trunks grabbed onto his leg.
"Daddy, Daddy, come play with me and Goten."
"Not now Brat. Daddy has to kill the Namek."
"NOOO! You gotta play with us now!"
"I said go away. Now scram."
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! PLAY WITH US NOW!"
"Vegeta, play with our son now!" Bulma was looking angry with him.
"FINE! What do I have to do?"
"You have to jump around and holler."
"Fine." Vegeta jumped around and hollered with the two brats. Mirai Trunks took out his camrecorder and taped the whole thing. Vegeta noticed this and tried to fire a ki blast at it. Mirai Trunks gaurded it with his life. The rest of the day proceeded much like this.
~Thanks Giving Day~
Vegeta is sitting at the head of the table. Goku is sitting in the middle. His hands are tied down. Everyone else has found a seat. Chichi and Bulma are taking their time bringing in all of the plates of food. Vegeta is starting to enjoy Thanksgiving. They pray to Dende and each put a large amount of food on their plates. Then they untie Goku. He immediatly begins to devour the table. It is an all out war and it is every man for himself. Piccolo is just happy with a bottle of water. It was Goku who started the main battle though. He through a roll at Vegeta. Vegeta took that as a challenge and threw some mash potatoes at him. Trunks seeing his father throwing food threw a piece of ham at Goten. Goten took the nearest bowl of Corn and poured it over his mothers head. Chichi took the nearest bowl of Peas and started throwing them at everyone. She stopped when she got to Piccolo. "Don't even think about it!" She grins evily and throws some. Piccolo starts squirting her with his water. Chichi tries to grab the bottle. When she gets it she accidently squirts it at Mirai Trunks. Mirai Trunks takes steaming gravy infront of him and flings some at everyone. Bulma is throwing all the Turky at anyone who hits her. Goku is trying to catch all the food he can with his mouth. Vegeta fires a round of potatoes at Mirai Trunks. Mirai Trunks gets up and goes to get the video for eveyones enjoyment. Vegeta pales when a picture of him having fun with his brat and Goten comes onto the screen. Mirai Trunks mouths that will teach you to Vegeta. Vegeta fires a ki blast at him. That starts a ki war.
Later that night Goku is cleaning the room. It is his late night snack. Vegeta is being yelled at by Bulma. Chichi is apologizing to Bulma. Mirai Trunks is laughing at Vegeta. Chibi Trunks and Goten have since taken Piccolo hostage and they are playing Indians with him. Piccolo is trying to escape.
Vegeta thinks about his day. ~What the hell was that exposed to be? If Kakorrot wasn't there I could have eaten all that food. Kakorrot, you ruin every thing! Were we exposed to throw food at each other? Don't tell me we have to do that every year? Oh look, Chibi Trunks is taking care of the Namek for me. Good boy! He will get to train even longer in the gravity room now. That will teach the Namek! Muhahahahahahahahahaha!~
The End
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