Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Dragon Ball Z.
Author's note: If you haven't read my other stories called Vegeta Learns About Halloween/School/Thanksgiving, then you should probably read those first. This story mentions some of the things that happened in those. If you have read them then please enjoy!
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Vegeta was once again sitting on his couch minding his own business when Chibi Trunks and Goten came running in. They were both wearing Green outfits. They take one look at Vegeta and start singing. He covers his ears. "AH! Stop that infernal racket!" The two boys stop. They begin to well up with tears. "No, don't cry. Anything but that!" He absolutely hated crying. And Goten taught Chibi Trunks how to cry on demand. That was another reason to hate Kakorrot and his family. Except Gohan. If only he had kidnapped Gohan and taught him what being a Saiya-jin was all about then he could have destroyed this world with his help. But no, Goku was in the way. Figures. The two stop.
"Anything?"
"You can sing." Goten throws up his hands in joy and starts singing. Chibi Trunks wants something more.
"You have to join us today."
"Doing what?"
"Celebrating Christmas!"
"What the hell is Christmas?"
"It is a time when you eat cookies, exchange gifts, decorate a tree, and there is a lot of tv, oh and there is a feast. And today is Christmas Eve!"
"Why the hell would we want to do that?" Goku, Piccolo and Mirai Trunks walk in carrying a tree.
"Hey Vman! Hey kids! Check out what we brought back!" The tree was twelve feet tall. Goku set it down and turned it up right. Mirai Trunks puts down the box of decorations. Piccolo puts down all the grocery bags. "And in a few minutes we can decorate it." Vegeta stares at the pine tree.
"What the hell is nature doing in my house?! WHAT IS GOING ON!!!?" Bulma and Chichi run in at the sound of screaming.
"What is going on?! Oh good, you brought back some groceries. NO yelling. Vegeta, help Goku, Goten, Chibi Trunks and Mirai Trunks decorate the tree unless you don't want to eat."
"Kuso Woman! Fine. What do I do?" Goten hands him an ornament.
"Put it on the tree."
"How?"
"By the hook Daddy." Chibi Trunks shows him how. Vegeta puts it on the tree.
"There now I am done."
"No you are not Vegeta! You will help until this house is completely decorated!"
"KUSO!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten hands him another decoration. Vegeta curses and starts putting it on the tree.
"You know Vegeta, I want you to dress up too." Bulma hands him a bundle.
"No more dressing up for the Prince of Saiya-jins."
"Then say good bye to the gravity room and..."
"and I will be sleeping on the couch for a month. I know the deal. Give it to me!" Vegeta takes the costume and goes up stairs to change. He knew better than to cross Bulma. Chibi Trunks, Goten and Goku continue to decorate the tree. Mirai Trunks stands next to Bulma so he could see Vegeta. He loved to make fun of him. Vegeta steps back into the room. He is wearing a green costume with bells. Mirai took one look at him and burst up laughing. Vegeta ignores him. Bulma points to the tree. He goes over and starts to decorate again.
They were almost done decorating when he heard it. It was that awful sound. A click. He turns around to see the Namek with a camera in his hands. "Namek, give me the camera before I send you to the next dimension!"
"Oh, I am shaking in my little booties."
"Give it!!!"
"At least my booties don't have bells on them." Piccolo began to bust up lauging. Mirai Trunks joins him. Chibi Trunks, Goten and Goku sit down on the couch. They just finished the tree. Vegeta fires a ki blast at everyone. Goku once again knocks it away. Chibi Trunks comes up to him.
"Daddy, if you have to fight, do it with action figures. Look, you can be yourself." He hands the action figure to his father. Chibi Trunks then goes over to Goku and hands him one. "You can be yourself too. Now you can fight the right way." Vegeta blinks.
"I don't fight with action figures."
"You must fight with them! Any other way is unhonorable. I have a lot of them, but what I really want is a Piccolo action figure. I don't have one." Bulma steps in.
"Oh, but maybe you will get one for Christmas. Did you ask Santa for one?"
"Yep. I sent him a letter every day."
"That is a good boy." Vegeta stands there confused. "I will explain Santa to you later."
"I can do it Momma. Daddy, Santa is a man that comes out on Christmas Eve, that is today, and he lands on your roof with his magic reindeer and sled and then he comes down your chimney and leaves gifts under the tree if you were good all year." He looks at his mother proudly and then goes off to play with Goten. Mirai starts to laugh. Bulma turns to Vegeta and is about to say something when the door bell rings. She goes over and answers it.
"Gohan! Videl! Hi. Oh, is this Pan?" Videl looks proudly at her new born daughter.
"Yes it is." Pan starts to make cooing sounds. Vegeta can already see it. The baby is going to cry. He can just feel it. He hated having to go with it when Trunks was born. He didn't want it to happen again. Gohan steps into the room with a cake. "I baked a cake too."
"Oh you didn't have to do anything." Vegeta was becoming very bored with their idol chatter. Gohan stopped him before he could go back to the rest.
"Vegeta, what are you wearing Man?"
"The woman made me."
"Oh. Does Piccolo have his camera?" Vegeta growls and leaves. Gohan takes that as a yes and decideds to just ask Piccolo for the doubles. He follows Vegeta to the group. "Hey everyone!"
"Hey Son."
"Brother!!!"
"Gohan!"
"Gohan! Dude."
"My Baby!" Piccolo nods. Vegeta takes a seat on the couch. Chichi runs to Gohan and hugs him. "Have you been keeping up with your studies? Is my Granddaughter here? Is Videl here? Oh, My Baby!"
"Hi Mom. Videl and Pan are here." Gohan goes off and sits down next to Vegeta. Of the few who could hold a real conversation with Vegeta, Gohan was one of them. The group returns to doing their seperate activities. Mirai Trunks and Vegeta are talking about battle. Gohan and Piccolo are meditating. Goten, Chibi Trunks and Goku are watching the Christmas Specials on tv. Videl, Chichi and Bulma are obsessing over Pan and cooking that evenings feast in the kitchen. Bulma has a great idea.
"Hey everyone, I just had a great idea! Why don't we all celebrate Christmas together. You can all sleep over. We have more than enough room." Chichi's eyes light up with joy.
"That would be wonderful. I need to go back home and bring the gifts over here."
"So do I. Bulma, would you mind watching Pan?"
"I would love to. I always wanted a girl." The two leave. Back in the living room is a war.
Vegeta stares Goku down in the eyes. "For the last time, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT CALL ME VMAN!!!!"
"Ah come on Vman. It is a cool name."
"That is it!" Vegeta stands up and fires a ki blast at Goku. Goku knocks it back at him. They begin a game of Volley Ball with it. Bulma comes in to make the announcement.
"Both of you stop!!!" Goku knocks it out the open window. "I have an annoucement. Everyone is staying over tonight. Get over it Vegeta. We want to spend Christmas as a group."
"That will be great!"
"Shut up Kakorrot. You don't know what you are talking about."
"What do you mean? You didn't know what Christmas was this morning."
"I know what it is now."
"No you don't. You still haven't celebrated Christmas day." Vegeta rolls his eyes and turns his attention back to the tv. ~Figures. All I wanted to do was relax tomorrow. Now tonight I have to stay up and watch for this Santa guy and listen to that baby cry. This just sucks.~ Some more time passes by. Everyone except for the girls has been watching the Christmas Specials on tv. After a while everyone is called into the dinning room. "Food!"
"Don't even think about it Kakorrot! That food is mine!"
"Both of you stop it. This food is for everyone and all of the Saiya-jins are getting served last!" Vegeta blinks at his wife. "NOW SIT DOWN and wait please." All the humans take there time in getting the food they want. Piccolo is handed several bottles of water. They then let the Saiya-jins cover their plates. Vegeta is about to start eating when Bulma stops him. "Wait Vegeta. We have to say grace first. Goku, will you do the honors?"
"That is my job Woman!"
"Goku please."
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Author's note: Will Vegeta meet Santa? What will happen in the morning? Will Pan cry? What will happen to our Saiya-jin prince? Find out on the next exciting...now I am watching too much DBZ. I sound just like that guy at the end of the episode. Okay basically, did you like it? Please Review. =^_^=
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