Romeo and Juliet
Guess whoooooo it is!!!
So, you did like my world, coz' you're back! Now, you hope this one will be as funny and stupid (I'm being mean to myself!), and me too! Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy, yeah right!? Maybe for Shakespeare! Let's put Vegeta and Bulma in that story, and you're rolling on the floor, laughing! Go to what follows, and your belly will hurt! :)
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Part 1
Vegeta and Bulma
-Vegeta, oh Vegeta, why are you Vegeta. It's such a stupid name! Like you wanna be call Vegetable! Whatever... If you love me, just say a word, and I won't be a Brief.
-Woman, stop braggin' like that!
-Vegeta! You're here because you love me!
-No, I just came to spy you while you were changing.
She turned away in anger
-Ah! I said that out loud! I meant, of course I love you.
-Really! Then, if your love is true, marry me!
-What!? Woman, are you crazy!?
Bulma started crying.
-I meant, of course I will!
She started dancing around with glee.
-Damn, she tricked me again. Me, the prince of saïya-jin, master of universe...
-Aaaaah! Shut up!... honey.
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O.K. it sucks a little. Let's see what's going on with Krillin and C-18.
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Part 2
Krillin and C-18
-Can Krillin really be the murderer of my cousin? I can't believe such horrors can hide behind such a beautiful face. If it's true, well... I'll beat the crap out of him.
C-18 heard a noise and she went by the window. She kicked the face that appeared by the window.
-Oh, Krillin, honey! I'm so sorry!
Krillin flew back in the room. They kissed.
-Eurk! That taste like metal, disgusting!
-What!
-Euh... honey, you kiss so well.
-Euh, thanks! So did you bring me money?
-No.
She punched him in the face again.
- And did you bought me clothings?
- Euhh... No, he said, rubbing his face.
-I'm going to kill you!
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O.K., nothing interesting with C-18 and Krillin. Let's see what's going on with Goku and Chichi.
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Part 3
Goku and Chichi
-Will I ever see you again?
-I don't know, what are you doing tomorrow? We could go and see a movie.
-What, dumbass?! If they see you, they'll kill you.
-I'll defend myself with my new technic. The evil dance!
Goku started dancing around stupidly. Chichi was crying.
-What is it Chichi?
-I'm in love with a dumbass, an asshole!
-Wow! That guy looks pretty stupid! Goku said, laughing.
Chichi started crying even more.
-So, whazzup with the movie thing?
Chichi took a frying pan out of no where and hit him on the head thousands of times.
-Hey, why did you do that for? What did I say?
Chichi ran away, crying.
-Kill him, please!
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Aah! I like making fun of Goku coz'he's so stupid sometimes (sometimes?). Let's see if Gohan's as stupid as him.
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Part 4
Gohan and Videl
Gohan was staring at the "not so dead" Videl.
-With that poison, coming from a plant found in the South African forest, whose scientific name is Acculus Noamus and can also be use to make a healing mixture from snake bite, I'll join you my love!
He drank the poison and died. Videl woke up and found him on her knees.
-Oh, Dende! Why did you do that for?
Dende appeard and transpierced her heart with his sword.
-What did I say about imploring my name?!
He started laughing madly.
-I love being bad!
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Ouch! This hurts! Well, that was a pretty weird flash back, isn't it? Go on and read about Trunks and Pan.
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Part 5
Trunks and Pan
It was the night they met, at the masked ball. Pan was disguised as a bee and Trunks as a girl (Hey GT!). Trunks was laughing at her.
-What?
-You look so stupid!
-Look at yourself, big dork!
Trunks looked down on his clothings, then ran to a mirror.
-Hey! Sexy!
Pan hit him behind the head.
-Dumbass!
People around them started dancing and they started to dance too, but soon, they were fighting.
-Don't step on my foot again!
-What's up with it if I do it again?
She hit him with her knees where it hurts.
-Nothing using that for a month!
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Love is painful. Looks like DBZ is not good with tragedy. Goten and Bra are their last hope.
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Part 6
Goten and Bra
The church is empty, except for the priest, Goten, Bra, his best man and her maid of honor.
-Bra Vegeta Brief, do you want to take SonGoten as your husband and promise to love him for the rest of your life.
-Yes.
-May I have the rings.
A long silence stood.
-Goten, honey... THE RINGS!!! Bra said between her teeth.
-Oh, I ordered them on Internet and my computer had a virus.
-So!?
-I don't have them.
-What!
She hit him on the head.
-Shit! I broke my nail!
She walked away angrily.
-Honey! Where the hell are you going?
-Home, to tell my father you ruined my life.
As the door closed, Goten swallowed nervously.
-Damn, I'm dead! Better run!
He ran away.
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Goten is so romantic! *sighs* :)!
Now, I've got two choices: first, this is the end of my new story, second, I go on. I've got two human (excluding Nameks and Mr.Popo) left: Marron and Yamcha. Ah! Ah! Ah! :) :) :)
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Part 7
Yamcha and Marron (Ah!Ah!Ah!Hum Hum...Sorry, I just can't help it)
-I have to go. The sun is rising and they'll kill me if they find me here.
-No, it wasn't the sun, but the reflection of the light of some meteor.
-No, it was the sun.
-No.
-You wish me death. Is that what you want, bitch!
-No! You're right, it's the sun, it's the sun!
-And now, you don't wan't to see me ever again that's it!?
-No!!!
He stood up angry.
-I'll go find Michelle.
Marron started crying like a baby.
-Daddy!
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Damn... I think I really screw this romantic story up, didn't I? So, e-mail me! (And please, give me some advice for my brain coz' my pain just won't go!!! *mad cries*)
Milly (So which is it? Sleep of course! Quit jocking, don't use tylenol too much, it can't really do some serious dammage to your brain. You are talking to an expert in that matter. )xxx
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